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re: What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?
Posted on 1/27/18 at 1:24 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
Posted on 1/27/18 at 1:24 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
OL coach that spewed GDs every breath told a senior that was 6' 3" 300ish that had never played a snap: "GD son it is a GD shame that you look like fricking Tarzan and play like GD Jane."
Baseball coach came out to the mound and asked me "What's your momma cooking for dinner?" I looked around with total confusion and then he said: "Go find out because you are fricking done for the day"
Baseball coach came out to the mound and asked me "What's your momma cooking for dinner?" I looked around with total confusion and then he said: "Go find out because you are fricking done for the day"
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Posted on 1/27/18 at 1:54 pm to FinebaumsHair
I was playing 1st base. A throw pulled me off the bag, and I dropped the ball when I reached to tag the batter running down the line.
My coach was an old coot that looked like Wayne Graham and I heard him growl, "Goddammit, squeeze that ball like a tit!"
My coach was an old coot that looked like Wayne Graham and I heard him growl, "Goddammit, squeeze that ball like a tit!"
Posted on 1/27/18 at 2:18 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
Heyyyy, nice cock!
Posted on 1/27/18 at 2:41 pm to nvasil1
To a kid that could head fake the socks off a defender:
“Son, you got a million dollar move but a nickel shot!”
“Son, you got a million dollar move but a nickel shot!”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 3:56 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
Freshman football at practice the week after losing our 3rd in a row. We had a black DL in his 1st year of playing tackle football. Old white asst. coach was riding him hard for missing blocks/assignments. Bruh has enough & snaps out "Yo, stop yellin' at me, old man. You ain't my daddy!"
Without missing a beat, coach claps back "You don't know that. I did a lot of fricking in the 80s!"
We won every game the rest of the season. Not that it matters, it was frosh football.
We had a middle aged ginger country coach from Carencro who wore the 80s/90s coach "Bike" brand shorts that had some doozies.
"It's hotter than 2 jack rabbits humping in a wool sock!"
"Boy, I wouldn't let my sister come tackle you. She'd put you in the morgue."
Without missing a beat, coach claps back "You don't know that. I did a lot of fricking in the 80s!"
We won every game the rest of the season. Not that it matters, it was frosh football.
We had a middle aged ginger country coach from Carencro who wore the 80s/90s coach "Bike" brand shorts that had some doozies.
"It's hotter than 2 jack rabbits humping in a wool sock!"
"Boy, I wouldn't let my sister come tackle you. She'd put you in the morgue."
Posted on 1/27/18 at 4:04 pm to AUCE05
Wipe Your arse with one hand son. You catch the ball with two!
Posted on 1/27/18 at 4:51 pm to Big Lesticles
quote:
Heyyyy, nice cock!
One of ours was famous for “Drop the jock, let’s see the cock.”
Yeah he went to prison.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 5:04 pm to Martini
May have been posted already...but
“Stop making chocolate eclairs.”
Standing around with your thumb up your arse.
“Stop making chocolate eclairs.”
Standing around with your thumb up your arse.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 5:05 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
quote:
What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?
It just wasn't in the cards today, guys.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 5:35 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
In junior high, I was the only white kid starting on defense....my defensive coach lovingly called me honky tonk for two years.
In 10th grade we had a pretty good team, but the qb got hurt 3rd game in. The 2nd string guy wasn't very good....he was told, Got damit, son, you could f up a wet dream couldn't you" pretty frequently.
I started playing in 3rd grade, which put me a few years behind most of the other guys. My coach wasn't a patient fella. To air out his frustration with my lack of knowing the plays and where to be, he ask "Boy, did your mother have any children that lived?"
In 10th grade we had a pretty good team, but the qb got hurt 3rd game in. The 2nd string guy wasn't very good....he was told, Got damit, son, you could f up a wet dream couldn't you" pretty frequently.
I started playing in 3rd grade, which put me a few years behind most of the other guys. My coach wasn't a patient fella. To air out his frustration with my lack of knowing the plays and where to be, he ask "Boy, did your mother have any children that lived?"
Posted on 1/27/18 at 6:22 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
Be the hammer not the nail! Cause right now you're getting pounded!
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 1/27/18 at 6:37 pm to Techdog89
Take a salt tablet.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:00 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
“Son If I tell you Big Bird is shittin on the moon, you better get your frickin telescope out!”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:12 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
Freshman team in HS, D-Line coach comes in before we are playing a rival team. He tells us this game is going to be a “Who has the bigger nuts game”. Basically told us, that if he whipped his sack out that he would be undefeated. That was the game plan and motivation that was needed to pull of the monumental Wednesday night win.
Also, had our OL coach tell us that a bunch of homeless people fresh off the street could run a zone scheme better.
Also, had our OL coach tell us that a bunch of homeless people fresh off the street could run a zone scheme better.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:16 pm to mjax57
You can't soar with the eagles in the morning son, if you're hangin' with the buzzards at night. get some sleep!
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:52 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
High school baseball coach used to say, “Grandma’s slow but she old!”
Yeah that made us move faster...
Yeah that made us move faster...
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:39 pm to purpletiger006
Son, you slow as Christmas, you run like a water faucet.....all in one place. 
Hurry your asses up, you're wasting daylight.
Son he drove you so far out of the play you're going to have to buy a ticket to get back in the game.
Hurry your asses up, you're wasting daylight.
Son he drove you so far out of the play you're going to have to buy a ticket to get back in the game.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 10:01 pm to FalseProphet
“Playin defense ain’t hard. They either gonna run, ‘er they gonna pass!”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 10:09 pm to FlatTownDawgTiger
“Well we can’t play as a team during the game, but we sure as hell will run as a team at practice.”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 10:18 pm to Gaspergou202
There was sign in our weight room:
"have you worked harder than everyone else in the state today?"
Then, someone took down the first half of the sign...
"harder than everyone else in the state today?"
"have you worked harder than everyone else in the state today?"
Then, someone took down the first half of the sign...
"harder than everyone else in the state today?"
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