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What things did you do as a kid
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:04 am
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:04 am
that you now realize, as an adult, were really stupid?
I once made a DIY slip-and-slide using Visqueen wrap as a sliding surface(good idea) and dish washing detergent as a lubricant (bad idea).
I had one hell of a time for about an hour, at which time my dick started to burn with the heat of a thousand suns. That shite was WAY too harsh on my chicken tender.
I could barely walk around for the rest of the day. It hurt every time the tip of my penis even touched my boxers. I found some gauze in my parents' medicine cabinet and wrapped my dick in it for the rest of the day as I limped around in agony and embarrassment.
I once made a DIY slip-and-slide using Visqueen wrap as a sliding surface(good idea) and dish washing detergent as a lubricant (bad idea).
I had one hell of a time for about an hour, at which time my dick started to burn with the heat of a thousand suns. That shite was WAY too harsh on my chicken tender.
I could barely walk around for the rest of the day. It hurt every time the tip of my penis even touched my boxers. I found some gauze in my parents' medicine cabinet and wrapped my dick in it for the rest of the day as I limped around in agony and embarrassment.
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:05 am to Norbert
As a kid? Hell we did that after high school graduation. That dick burn the next day is no joke.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:07 am to Norbert
I used to do dumb shite like climb trees 10-20 ft up, fall, & walk it OFF. If I did that today I'd probably need to be air lifted.
Another one would be rock wars, where we would all get together & sling boulder sized rocks at each others faces.
We weren't the brightest kids
Another one would be rock wars, where we would all get together & sling boulder sized rocks at each others faces.
We weren't the brightest kids
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 9:10 am
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:07 am to Norbert
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What things did you do as a kid that you now realize, as an adult, were really stupid?
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I could barely walk around for the rest of the day. It hurt every time the tip of my penis even touched my boxers.
I'm 33 and this happened to me last week. Of course, it wasn't because of a slip n slide, though. Well okay, maybe a TYPE of slip n slide.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 9:09 am
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:08 am to Norbert
evil knevil style ramps jumping over other kids laying down for us to jump over them....
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:10 am to Norbert
basically anything involved with my 4 wheeler (driving fast through the woods, jumps, riding on roads, etc)
every year at least 1 kid from my HS was killed on a 4 wheeler
I had 2 really close calls and just got lucky really
every year at least 1 kid from my HS was killed on a 4 wheeler
I had 2 really close calls and just got lucky really
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:11 am to Norbert
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I once made a DIY slip-and-slide using Visqueen wrap as a sliding surface(good idea) and dish washing detergent as a lubricant (bad idea).
As a kid...?
Hell, we did this in college....
When were got tired of the slip-n-slide, we put the visqueen in the back of frat brother's pickup and made a mobile pool, went through the drive through at Daquiri's and the party was on...
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:12 am to Salmon
oh but this is my all time dumb arse kid move...
My parents bought me my first BB gun when I was about 7ish. I wanted to test it's power, so I grabbed an empty coke can, held it in my hand, put the barrel to the coke can, and pulled the trigger.
That BB is still in my hand to this day
My parents bought me my first BB gun when I was about 7ish. I wanted to test it's power, so I grabbed an empty coke can, held it in my hand, put the barrel to the coke can, and pulled the trigger.
That BB is still in my hand to this day
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:18 am to Norbert
quote:My childhood in a nutshell.
I had one hell of a time for about an hour, at which time my dick started to burn with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:18 am to Norbert
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:20 am to Norbert
Shot my foot with a daisy BB gun while wearing cleats to see if it would hurt. It did.
The first 10 years of my life I grew up in a pretty dodgy neighborhood where there were several vacant houses. When I was around 10, a group of us would break into these various houses and smash the mirrors, kick holes in walls, true hood rat shite.
Don’t know what in the frick I was thinking in either of these cases
The first 10 years of my life I grew up in a pretty dodgy neighborhood where there were several vacant houses. When I was around 10, a group of us would break into these various houses and smash the mirrors, kick holes in walls, true hood rat shite.
Don’t know what in the frick I was thinking in either of these cases
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:27 am to Norbert
Bottle rocket wars..Add in roman candles. I got shot in the face with a roman candle fire ball. Look like I was a meth addict. Later I met a guy that had his eye blown out from a bottle rocket. Funny thing he was our designated driver when we went drinking and he was a terrible driver.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:27 am to Norbert
Some stupid shite trying to jump bikes as a kid for sure.
BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars (may be the most stupid).
BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars (may be the most stupid).
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:28 am to Norbert
We used to jump off of my friend's chimney into the pool. The house was a two story and the chimney was about 4 ft higher than the peak of the 2nd story roof, so essentially 3 stories high. The pool was at an angle so you had to push off just right so that you would carry far enough to clear the concrete but not carry too far and hit the other side. Extremely dangerous and I'm surprised that none of us wound up dead or paralyzed.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:29 am to Norbert
Which ever sport was in season. I had a good childhood
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:30 am to CocomoLSU
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BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars (may be the most stupid).
yep but, we did this all the time. That nerf gun thread made me think of those days.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:30 am to Norbert
Stick a finger in my butt
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:32 am to Athis
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Bottle rocket wars..Add in roman candles
Had my shirt set on fire by a roman candle round. My fellow warriors had to put me out. Good thing I was wearing two shirts.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:32 am to Vanilla Ice
BB gun fights
Evel Knievel ramps jumped with our bikes (made with bricks and boards)
Evel Knievel ramps jumped with our bikes (made with bricks and boards)
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:42 am to Shotgun Willie
I would ride my bike front first into the ditch, causing me to do three or four flips over the handlebars. Landing any number of ways, head first, face first, on my back. I'd fly through the air and loved showing everyone.
How I'm not paralyzed I don't know.
How I'm not paralyzed I don't know.
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