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re: What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:24 pm to Tarik One
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:24 pm to Tarik One
My ex wife farted by accident while pissing before showering together (and me pumping that cooch like a water piston). I then heard a "ploop" and knew she shitted. She was embarrassed and said she didn't mean to it just came out.
I did not shower with her and likely why we divorced. It was disgusting.
I did not shower with her and likely why we divorced. It was disgusting.
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:25 pm to Tarik One
If her diet’s right she shouldn’t be dropping the kids off at the pool more than once every ten days or so.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:26 pm to Tarik One
Maybe let her know now that you are not ready for marriage?????
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:27 pm to Tarik One
Damn I miss being 20.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:30 pm to Tarik One
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What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump
Women farting and shiting is the real reason they want a large bathroom, large walk-in closet and a large master bedroom. The sounds and smells are less noticeable in a large space. She can go in and do her thing and then leave a few minutes later like nothing ever happen.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:32 pm to Tarik One
Sorry to break it to you, but your wife's a tranny.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:33 pm to 187undercover
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My ex wife farted by accident while pissing before showering together (and me pumping that cooch like a water piston). I then heard a "ploop" and knew she shitted. She was embarrassed and said she didn't mean to it just came out. I did not shower with her and likely why we divorced. It was disgusting.
There’s no way that that’s the reason you divorced. A fart doesn’t ruin a relationship.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:34 pm to Tarik One
Wait til you have a kid and they both synchronize their dumps
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:36 pm to Tarik One
I sit next to the women’s room at work -_-
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:36 pm to Tarik One
quote:the hair, it's fricking everywhere. You can't escape it. Pulling long strands out of your arse crack or the sleeve of your shirt. It's ridiculous.
What sucks about living with a woman is
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:37 pm to Tarik One
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Now, not so much
the amount of toilet paper used after I got married was stunning,
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:38 pm to Tarik One
I've been living with my wife for 6 years and I've got zero evidence she takes a shite. It's not something I spend much time trying to prove either. 
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:40 pm to jimbeam
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sit next to the women’s room at work -_-
I bet you have some lovely stories.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:42 pm to cbree88
Read it again. The chick took a shite in the shower.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:51 pm to Tarik One
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What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump
I'll tell ya though. Women can wreck a fricking bathroom so much worse than men. There's always something wrong with their guts. Always complaining about stomach problems and shite like that. I've known women that after they've taken a shite, it smells like a fricking chemical spill or something.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:53 pm to cbree88
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quote:
My ex wife farted by accident while pissing before showering together (and me pumping that cooch like a water piston). I then heard a "ploop" and knew she shitted. She was embarrassed and said she didn't mean to it just came out. I did not shower with her and likely why we divorced. It was disgusting.
There’s no way that that’s the reason you divorced. A fart doesn’t ruin a relationship.
No but your old lady shitting on your foot sure will.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:59 pm to Tarik One
I had a girlfriend I lived with for a year after dating for two and never knew when she took a dump. She must have woken at 3:30am and snuck out of the bed to do it because I never walked into anything, or smelled or heard anything.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:02 am to Tarik One
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What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump
You know how I know you're not married...
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:12 am to cbree88
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sit next to the women’s room at work -_-
I bet you have some lovely stories.
The women's restroom at my workplace has a long list of instructions. #1 on the list is "please remain seated for the entire performance." Apparently some of them hover and it sprays everywhere
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:17 am to Tarik One
Good luck watching her eat corn baw and knowing it come out chunky.
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
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