What prevents middle aged men from keeping their ear hair from turning into a forest?

Why are you looking at other men’s crotches?

Not giving a frick is why

Same reason they wear cargo shorts, socks with sandals, crocs, etc.

They give up on life

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I spend all my time during the day typing and pulling ear hairs.

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I yank them out at red lights between OT readings.

I screwed up, and instead of trimming with scissors, i used clipper type devices and shite has come in darker. I have to trim it 1 time, every other a week, or you can see a few hairs.

No forest, but feck me for not just trimming them.

My daughter trims mine.

We used to have a company rep that would stop by and he had the longest hair growing out of his ears. To make it worse, it always had some kind of dandruff, food or bird nest embedded in it. How the heck he could hear through that mess is beyond me.

Fire

$13 at Best Buy

Not just for the nose. Good for ear hair control and has blade guards so you can do eyebrows.

I don't have an answer for you but the barbers here at Erbil will burn the hairs out of your ears. Freaks you out the first time.