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Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:37 pm to trom83
Couldn't properly load a dishwasher if all of humanity was riding it
Refuses to shake out trash bags before putting them in the can
Refuses to shake out trash bags before putting them in the can
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:37 pm to CadesCove
And....,no neck jowls either.
(Did my neck check this am already)
(Did my neck check this am already)
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:37 pm to lsunurse
quote:
That is supposed to be me
quote:
Look at the chest....flat as a board.
Now that you mention it, that's pretty uncanny.
ETA: Did you check out our neck and chest this morning?
This post was edited on 4/15/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:37 pm to trom83
Will turn the heat on 80 if she feels a little cool.
5 minutes later will turn the AC on 60 if she feels a little warm.
5 minutes later will turn the AC on 60 if she feels a little warm.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:39 pm to lsunurse
Whenever she says she's going do something and an hour later is still talking about it and hasn't made the first move.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:39 pm to East Coast Band
use an entire roll of toilet paper within about 40 hours. Wtf could a human possibly need that much for in such a short time span
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:46 pm to lsunurse
quote:wtf
And....,no neck jowls
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:46 pm to trom83
It bugs me that she has never taken a shite in our 10 years together but me, I have to go everyday. It must be a problem for her because she farts in her sleep like there's no tomorrow...
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:48 pm to trom83
My wife doesn't believe a rim job is the new blow job.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:48 pm to Paige
Paige I'm not talking about you at all
It's in reference to a joke about a conversation cades and I had yesterday on here. He says neck jowls are the sign a woman is officially ugly and old. Just was saying my avy didn't have neck jowls yet.
It's in reference to a joke about a conversation cades and I had yesterday on here. He says neck jowls are the sign a woman is officially ugly and old. Just was saying my avy didn't have neck jowls yet.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:57 pm to lsunurse
Posted on 4/15/16 at 2:58 pm to lsunurse
Totally checked for neck wrinkles & jowls this morning. Added forehead expression lines to the daily roster.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 3:47 pm to trom83
Wraps so muck toilet paper around her hand, she becomes a human Q-Tip.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 4:31 pm to trom83
She doesn't clean as she cooks a meal. Kitchen looks destroyed afterwards. When I cook I clean as I go and the only cleaning that needs to be done is put dishes in the dishwasher most of the time.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 4:39 pm to StringedInstruments
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Hits the snooze button.
Like five or six times every morning. She sets her alarms for 530am and gets out of bed at 600am.
its 45 minutes at my house, and dont try the logic or the fact she could get 45 minutes more sleep.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 4:48 pm to trom83
There were some good ones listed here:
Snooze Alarm and Toilet Paper use and possibly not doing any/every demented sexual favor all duly noted.
Mrs. Fut instantaneously makes the bed the instant it is first empty every morning.
I look to be eventually made into a bed at some point if her vision declines.
Possibly she makes it because she's afraid that albino Mamba might strike again...
Snooze Alarm and Toilet Paper use and possibly not doing any/every demented sexual favor all duly noted.
Mrs. Fut instantaneously makes the bed the instant it is first empty every morning.
I look to be eventually made into a bed at some point if her vision declines.
Possibly she makes it because she's afraid that albino Mamba might strike again...
Posted on 4/15/16 at 4:54 pm to trom83
She's too beautiful and too smart and too nice and too awesome.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 4:58 pm to Breesus
Two drinks and she's shithoused. I'm trying to have a good time while we're out with a group of friends, not baby sit some drunk.
Ah well. She's a good drunk so it's not that bad.
Ah well. She's a good drunk so it's not that bad.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 5:02 pm to lsunurse
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What pet peeves do you have about your S/O
After all these years that bastard still hasn't revealed himself to me.
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