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re: What makes people jerks when they're drunk

Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:42 am to
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Is he retarded?

Just dense
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:48 am to
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I'm really nice when I'm drunk. And funny.


you should get drunk before you post
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39568 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:54 am to
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m actually one month clean from the booze and I suggest it to everybody. I just think so much better and am happier all the time

Honest question: how much were you drinking before? Were you bad off or just looking for a change?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:08 am to
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a drunk jerk is a person that suppresses their jerk tendencies when they are sober


This is the correct answer. Alcohol simply removes inhibitions.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:08 am to
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in vino veritas


fricking this.

It's no mystery. Alcohol lowers inhibitions (my college self thanks God above) so it stands to reason that an a-hole will would self-impose a cease and desist order on his 'assholery control' mechanism and operate conscience-free once he's good and lubricated.

ETA: And I hate that "I have an allergic reaction" BS excuse. No you fricking don't, you're just an a-hole.
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 9:10 am
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:10 am to
I'm a jerk when I'm not drinking.
Posted by OneMoreTime
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:10 am to
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I'm really nice when I'm drunk. And funny
same
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:14 am to
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What makes people jerks when they're drunk by High C



I never understood this.... When I did drink..I was a happy drinker.. Always wanted to make everybody laugh......... I drank a lot but very few times where I was actually DRUNK... I just loved to catch a great buzz and enjoy whatever I was doing at the time... The music always seemed to sound better and the chicks always seemed to look better... I did have one instance where the chick was a 10 at 2 and then a 2 at 10 though...That was a bad morning....
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:29 am to
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Alcohol lowers inhibitions


True.

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so it stands to reason that an a-hole will would self-impose a cease and desist order on his 'assholery control' mechanism a


This doesn't really follow. It isn't just an a-hole person following through on things that he wanted to do the entire time but suppressed. That alcohol shows who you truly are attitude is completely innacurate. Alcohol clouds thinking to where you aren't able to understand how actions affect other people as well as when you are sober and you aren't capable of expressing yourself as well either.

It isn't that some true version of people comes out of them when they are drunk. It's that some stupid version of the person comes out.
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 9:37 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:30 am to
i'm a dick grower when drunk. i swear my size almost doubles.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:33 am to
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drank a lot but very few times where I was actually DRUNK



Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:34 am to
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I'm a calm, sedated drunk.


Me, too.

Worst case, I'll just doze off.

I might get philosophical, but that's it.
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:36 am to
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Jones








You remind me of he guy that asked what cocaine did to ya... The other guy answered "it intensifies your personality" The other guy said " what if you are already an a-hole"......
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:37 am to
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you should get drunk before you post
Maybe I am. :hugs: :spills drink:
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:31 am to
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You remind me of he guy that asked what cocaine did to ya... The other guy answered "it intensifies your personality" The other guy said " what if you are already an a-hole"......







Dr. Huxtable was just full of wisdom.
Posted by HideChaKidz
Member since Oct 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:37 am to
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an a-hole will would self-impose a cease and desist order on his 'assholery control' mechanism


If someone does this all their life, doesn't that make them not an a-hole?
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:49 am to
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Dr. Huxtable was just full of wisdom.



Bill Cosby "Himself" was a great video... Clean and funny as shite.....
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:51 am to
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Water is wet. So, what kind of drunk are you? I've never been rude or wanted to fight. I'm a calm, sedated drunk. I have in-laws that seem to want to fight every time they drink, though.



I'm a loud retarded fun drunk. I try to not be close-talker though.

Angry drunks are the worst.

I will, however, be a spiteful passive aggressive arse to a sig other on occasion. That happens to every couple at some point. But with Ex1 it was damned near every time b/c I didn't like her.
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:55 am to
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I'm a loud retarded fun drunk



I could sit and drink a few with you.... We would have a great time and all the other dudes should just leave the place cause ALL the hotties would be hanging with us.............
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:56 am to
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what kind of drunk are you


I am pretty chill. Most people can't tell if I am drunk. In my younger days I got in fights but I think that was more age than alcohol
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