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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?

Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
164963 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:24 pm to
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All of those things require money. Impossible for them to be free.

Better word would be guaranteed
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35451 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:25 pm to
I'm a benevolent one who believes in local rule
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:28 pm to
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I'm a benevolent one who believes in local rule


I would be like this guy

LINK
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35451 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:30 pm to
"777 looks like the Piss Boy"
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:31 pm to
We need industry standards on automotive products

Oil filters. There’s absolutely no reason to have more than 2 sizes of oil filters. 1 size for gas engines and 1 size for diesel. The end

Same with air filters. We don’t need different sizes and shapes

Windshield wipers. Maybe two sizes

Gun cartridges. Don’t let me be in charge. I’d kill off 90% of all cartridges and leave just a handful of the traditional ones. Variety is not always the spice of life. Sometimes it’s the spice of, I have this gun that’s not really that old, but the manufacturers already quit making ammo for it. Stop creating new ones.

Bicycles can be used on bicycles roads only. (Exceptions in subdivisions by a majority vote of residents) Ride a bicycle on a non bicycle road and that’s 6 months in jail.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:32 pm to
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"777 looks like the Piss Boy"


have to start somewhere

ETA: come to think of it, the last job I had before I left for pilot training was literally cleaning piss and shite out of lift stations so we could change the plumbing fittings out
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
36828 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:32 pm to
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3.) All country borders are secured with the military.
How do you envision this would work?

Mine:

1)All current drivers license holders and all drivers ed from now on must attend a rigorous course focused on the ONE frickING RELEVANT RULE OF THE ROAD: STAY THE frick TO THE RIGHT. At a pretty near-term date after implementing this, I would adopt some version of the shoot-on-site rules mentioned earlier in the thread.

2)Would take Powerman's nutrition education for doctors and expand it to 40 hours - using UPDATED INFO, not the stale shite we've been force fed for 60 years. Would add nurses and nutritionists too.

3)Would eliminate all public sector employee unions

4)Would require every US citizen to have a passport and would put up ample incentive from the fedgov for every US citizen to travel AT LEAST ONE TIME to a non-North American country

5)Permanent DST

Posted by csgau
On the dock of the Bay
Member since Jan 2014
620 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:35 pm to
Utilities and Hospitals are non profit.
Pharma cannot sell drugs cheaper in other countries than the US
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4563 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:37 pm to
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Get convicted three times of a felony and you go to the criminal camp. No laws and no exit. You kill or rape you go there immediately. Respect the laws or live without any


I'd ammend your proposal to changing it from a criminal camp to a human organ harvesting center. The only thing that could leave would be organs harvested to save critically ill law abiding citizens.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:38 pm to
Cellphones are disabled inside of a running vehicle. For emergency purposes, phone calls can be answered through Bluetooth or some shite but only last 1 minute
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5906 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:39 pm to
Drug test for government assistance
Max limits on benefits
No benefits above obese level bmi
Mandatory 2 years military
Over haul education system to teach life skills
Outlaw pitbulls
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:50 pm to
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Outlawing 1 7/8" trailer hitch balls.


Seems like a weird hill to die on. Walmart sells them for cheap if you need one.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12389 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:55 pm to
I’d require all Popeyes to have competent employees and a non-stop supply of spicy.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
60888 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:05 pm to
No able bodied person would be eligible for welfare, and food stamps could only be used for certain foods and nothing else.
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1663 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:14 pm to
1. All consumer keypads, ATM; grocery checkout, gas pumps- all of them- would have the same configuration and operate the same. The cash back option is in the same sequence on each keypad.
2. Parking by weight. 300 and over park further away and it scales down to front line.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
81670 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:15 pm to
If you can't do a pull up you cannot vote or receive any form of government assistance unless you are over the age of 70
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Seems like a weird hill to die on. Walmart sells them for cheap if you need one



It is completely unnecessary for both 1 7/8” and 2” to exist. There is nothing the 1 7/8” can do that the 2” can’t do. Kill the 1 7/8”. No need for anyone to have to swap between two sizes. No need for someone to mistakenly hitch a 2” receiver to a 1 7/8” ball and lose their trailer on the highway endangering themselves and others.

Kill it.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:20 pm to
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It is completely unnecessary for both 1 7/8” and 2” to exist. There is nothing the 1 7/8” can do that the 2” can’t do. Kill the 1 7/8”. No need for anyone to have to swap between two sizes. No need for someone to mistakenly hitch a 2” receiver to a 1 7/8” ball and lose their trailer on the highway endangering themselves and others.

Kill it.


There's millions of 1 7/8 receivers and balls out there, millions, you want them to simply vanish, and everyone has to re-outfit their rigs? I have a three-way receiver with 1 7/8 as one of the three, these are cheap, easy, and available all over the US. I don't understand when given full dictator authority as the OP posed, why this would be anywhere in the top 100 of immediate concerns.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96646 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:26 pm to
That Chicken cannot ban me from TD no matter what i post
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:27 pm to
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That Chicken cannot ban me from TD no matter what i post


easy baw, we're only talking dictator of a nation here, chicken is well beyond that scope
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