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re: What I’ve learned from being a dad for ten hours.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:41 pm to rich4pres
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:41 pm to rich4pres
Got 3 kids here. My advice is this:
Don’t worry too much about doing things wrong. Just help your wife as much as you can. It’s hard to mess it up, really. Just look at all the dumb trashy people out there with 10 kids running around unsupervised in the front yard. How in the world did they all survive? All you need to do is be there and help out.
Don’t worry too much about doing things wrong. Just help your wife as much as you can. It’s hard to mess it up, really. Just look at all the dumb trashy people out there with 10 kids running around unsupervised in the front yard. How in the world did they all survive? All you need to do is be there and help out.
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Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:42 pm to AUCE05
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There has been billions of humans born.
Yeah, but most of them are fricking useless idiots or criminals.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:42 pm to rich4pres
If he's circumcised, it's your duty to protect the penis.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:42 pm to rich4pres
Good stuff man!
When they are sick and coughing you check on them every 5 minutes, when healthy you still check every 5 minutes because it’s to quiet.
Stand your ground with MIL. Mine weaseled her way into the deliver room, passed out and split her head open, 9 stitches!!!!
When they are sick and coughing you check on them every 5 minutes, when healthy you still check every 5 minutes because it’s to quiet.
Stand your ground with MIL. Mine weaseled her way into the deliver room, passed out and split her head open, 9 stitches!!!!
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:44 pm to northshorebamaman
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I don't know a whole lot more than that after 17 years. You'll be alright.
I'm still figuring it out after 11. I just wish my daughter didn't look 14 already. Choppy waters ahead. Time to load the shotgun.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:44 pm to TigersSEC2010
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Pics of all 18 and above
Damn, man you got me.
Sorry but not on Holy Saturday
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:44 pm to Lakeboy7
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When they are sick and coughing you check on them every 5 minutes, when healthy you still check every 5 minutes because it’s to quiet.
And when they don't sleep you wonder why and when they sleep too long you sneak in and check on them.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:45 pm to rich4pres
Subtle had sex brag thread
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:45 pm to rich4pres
Congrats try and get along with the mil. You made need her help later. If there is any parenting classes that you can take that will help you out too
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:46 pm to rich4pres
Congrats ! 
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:49 pm to rich4pres
You are in a for a shitload of life changing misery.
But congrats and drink up!
But congrats and drink up!
This post was edited on 3/31/18 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:49 pm to rich4pres
Another thing. Im not much of a drinker but I could really use a beer right now. A big cold beer and I would be out like a light.
This post was edited on 3/31/18 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:51 pm to rich4pres
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Another thing. Im not much of a drinker but I could really use a beer right now. A big cold beer and I would be out like a light.
Go for it. You're drinking for two now.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:52 pm to rich4pres
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really use a beer right now
Got a looonnng road ahead, good luck
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:54 pm to rich4pres
Congrats! Being a dad is one of the most meaningful things you’ll ever do. The days are long and the years are short.
For #3 on your list, I suggest getting one of those monitors with a sensor pad that detects movement and sounds an alarm when it doesn’t detect it. It’ll take a bit to calibrate, and you most likely will get a false alarm or two that will terrify you, but it certainly gave me the peace of mind to be able to sleep instead of checking on the baby every 5 minutes.
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For #3 on your list, I suggest getting one of those monitors with a sensor pad that detects movement and sounds an alarm when it doesn’t detect it. It’ll take a bit to calibrate, and you most likely will get a false alarm or two that will terrify you, but it certainly gave me the peace of mind to be able to sleep instead of checking on the baby every 5 minutes.
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Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:56 pm to rich4pres
Go buy a pitbull puppy.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:58 pm to TigerNutwhack
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Congrats! Being a dad is one of the most meaningful things you’ll ever do. The days are long and the years are short. For #3 on your list, I suggest getting one of those monitors with a sensor pad that detects movement and sounds an alarm when it doesn’t detect it. It’ll take a bit to calibrate, and you most likely will get a false alarm or
two that will terrify you, but it certainly gave me the peace of mind to be able to sleep instead of checking on the baby every 5 minutes.
Yeah, I think i am gonna have to get that.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 7:03 pm to rich4pres
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. My mother-in-law is more of a pain in the arse than I thought. She is already trying to take control. Her true self came out today. 3. I’m not gonna be able to sleep well for a long time. Im checking him every minute looking for whatever danger I have in my head.
You need to chill out and remember that your wife is someone’s baby too.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 7:08 pm to jrodLSUke
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You need to chill out and remember that your wife is someone’s baby too.
She didn’t do anything to me, it was my wife she bossed around. The only thing my wife was bothered by all day was her mom. I just kept my mouth shut.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 7:11 pm to rich4pres
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. My mother-in-law is more of a pain in the arse than I thought. She is already trying to take control. Her true self came out today.
The biggest takeaway. Thoughts and prayers baw.
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