What I’ve learned from being a dad for ten hours.

Well, this morning my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. This is what I have learned so far.
1. Wow, my wife is one tough cookie. I knew she was strong but I had no idea she was this strong. Not only because of the birth, but just dealing with the exhaustion with such poise. Im wiped but she is still going strong.
2. My mother-in-law is more of a pain in the arse than I thought. She is already trying to take control. Her true self came out today.
3. I’m not gonna be able to sleep well for a long time. Im checking him every minute looking for whatever danger I have in my head.
4. I dont know a damn thing about babies. I thought I did but im asking questions like I am taking a class three levels above me. I really feel stupid.
5. Having a child is the most unique experience I have ever had. Part excitement, exhaustion, fear, joy, pride, and anxiety. But I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything in the whole world.