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re: What is your wife’s kryptonite?

Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:59 am to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44375 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:59 am to
Driving.... very easily distracted and MUST make phone calls when driving
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129924 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:00 am to
Punches
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:01 am to
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fricking autocorrect

Autocorrect autoreply
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:05 am to
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Autocorrect autoreply



The sad thing is I googled it to make sure I spelled it right and....
Posted by saltwaterdawg
Member since Nov 2016
875 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:13 am to
Amazon.com
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8165 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:13 am to
Cash.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
74893 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:19 am to
The cardboard boxes that drinks come in.

She can never pull off the easy remove part and rips into it like a fricking mountain lion tearing into prey.

Scruffy swears she just finds a random spot on the box and rips it apart with her teeth or something.
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2034 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:20 am to
My wife has no sense of time! This is no joke. We have to take separate vehicles for me to be on time . I stopped bitching about it years ago . Psychology issue.
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:25 am to
Road rage. I thought I married a nice sweet girl. Cut her off or do something wrong in traffic and she acts like a trailer park queen.
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1694 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:39 am to
Red wine! She can kill a dozen vodka drinks and still be normal. 3 red wine drinks and all she keeps telling me that she can’t feel her teeth! Sloppy drunk!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70016 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:43 am to
The ability to quietly put dishes (&pots/pans) away in our kitchen.

It sounds like the Tunguska event on heavy repeat.



PS: Pectus, you alright brah?
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 9:44 am
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:49 am to
Light switches
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35237 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:37 am to
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My brother-in-law then told me she can't wash dishes for shite and would rather do them himself. 

My wife's daughter is the same way. She'll try to wash dishes and half of them need rewashing between bit of food, grease, etc. still on the dishes.


So what exactly does the dishwasher do?

Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12374 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:38 am to
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So what exactly does the dishwasher do?


Watch Oprah?
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34642 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:41 am to
Is she old enough to have arthritis in her wrists and hands?
I have the same problem as her. Can't open a jar either.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 10:47 am
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
22366 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:44 am to
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My wife is extremely smart - both street smart and book smart. I’m lucky and proud to have her as my wife. She never ceases to amaze me by the things she knows and the accomplishments she achieves in her professional life.



Translation: His complete c*nt of a wife found out his TD handle and now he will be forced to make nothing but bullsh*t posts until he can establish an alter from a more secure computer.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188570 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:45 am to
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and now he will be forced to make nothing but bullsh*t posts until he can establish an alter from a more secure computer.

not if that dickcheese pectus was right
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75015 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:48 am to
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not if that dickcheese pectus was right


That was weird. That would be like you posting that you aren't really in a wheel chair.... Go Rice!!
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34642 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:49 am to
As a woman, these responses are hilarious (except one). It is a shame there aren't more women on here to give you fellas some insight.

Carry on.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188570 posts
Posted on 9/2/19 at 10:51 am to
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ChenierauTigre

well step out of the kitchen and enlighten us
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