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Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:32 am to Pectus
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And it will be those things that you will miss the most when she dies suddenly in a car wreck next week.
quote:your posting has gone downhill
Pectus
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:33 am to Pectus
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And it will be those things that you will miss the most when she dies suddenly in a car wreck next week.
You alright man? Got something you need to talk about?
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:34 am to BatonRougeBuckeye
I know, huh? That came out of left field and was uncalled for. Tell me he bangs my wife or mom with an enormous cock or something but saying what he said was just not needed.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 8:36 am
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:36 am to TDsngumbo
She has the ability to slow time down on a cosmic level
For example:
“Sweetheart, dinner is at 6:30. It’s currently, 6:00, we need to leave in 15 minutes.”
“Don’t worry, all I have to do is put on my dress. I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.”
Then magically those 5 minutes turn into 25 minutes.
So I guess that’s less a kryptonite and more a super power
For example:
“Sweetheart, dinner is at 6:30. It’s currently, 6:00, we need to leave in 15 minutes.”
“Don’t worry, all I have to do is put on my dress. I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.”
Then magically those 5 minutes turn into 25 minutes.
So I guess that’s less a kryptonite and more a super power
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:36 am to TDsngumbo
The concept of time
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:37 am to TDsngumbo
She never knows where her keys or phone are.
She will usually have one without the other.
Then, when we find the keys, we start a SUV with no gas.
She will usually have one without the other.
Then, when we find the keys, we start a SUV with no gas.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:37 am to TDsngumbo
He made another stupid post. He gone
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:37 am to BACONisMEATcandy
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The concept of time
Your fault. You been telling her 18 seconds is 7 minutes for some time now.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:38 am to TDsngumbo
Related to Ziploc bags.
You know how the box comes with the perforated top so you can conveniently take one bag at a time?
Well, my wife hasn't managed to figure that out yet, and rips the side of the box open every time she starts a new box.
Drives me nuts.
You know how the box comes with the perforated top so you can conveniently take one bag at a time?
Well, my wife hasn't managed to figure that out yet, and rips the side of the box open every time she starts a new box.
Drives me nuts.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:39 am to stapuffmarshy
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The BBC
funny post, but this shite is true.
I used to have every other Friday off of work, and she would ask me what I did to be productive with this judgemental look.
Now she has is at the tail end of her 4 month maternity leave where the baby is really easy to take care of, and everyday when I get home, she has done nothing but watch that fricking British bake off show
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:41 am to TheChosenOne
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Directions. My wife has a doctorate, built a whole division from scratch at work, is an amazing mother and wife, but holy shite she can get lost with Rand McNally standing right next to her.
I do it now just to piss her off but the look of confusion when I say “it’s on the north side of the interstate” is always great.
Tell her it’s on the side of the interstate in between X and Y and she’s good.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:41 am to TDsngumbo
Unscrewing the lids off of jars.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:42 am to TDsngumbo
Bread
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:44 am to TDsngumbo
quote:I banged your wife
TDsngumbo
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:45 am to TDsngumbo
Stacking things that aren’t stackable.
Something like a folder on top of a pillow on top of a shoe box.
Something like a folder on top of a pillow on top of a shoe box.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:45 am to TDsngumbo
Your Mom.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:49 am to TDsngumbo
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My wife is extremely smart - both street smart and book smart. I’m lucky and proud to have her as my wife. She never ceases to amaze me by the things she knows and the accomplishments she achieves in her professional life.
Sad.
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But put a fricking ziploc bag of any type in front of her and she will destroy it on her first attempt at opening it. Every fricking time. Why she can’t figure out how to open one without going ape shite on it is beyond me. I guess we all have that one inexplicable quirk.
This doesn't even make sense to me. Ziploc bags are made of thick plastic that doesn't tear easily. Are you buying Great Value cheap shite or something?
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 8:49 am
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:51 am to TDsngumbo
Being in a social situation with myself and only my friends for more than 37 second
Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:57 am to Glorious
Managing her time/energy. She fills her time with events/commitments then complains about how “tired” she is. The rare chance we get two straight days with nothing planned, it’s “I’m bored.”
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