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re: What is your most memorable co-worker quitting story?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:47 pm to Circle K Beggar
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:47 pm to Circle K Beggar
Pretty boring quitting stories, but I once saw a guy get fired for bringing a sword to work everyday.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:50 pm to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
Haha we had one along these same lines. Dude just flipped out and sent a mass email to about 100 people including the president and his son just calling out everyone and throwing everyone under the bus. He then went on a calling rampage and was blowing up all the managers and screaming at them.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:38 pm to Tigerstudent08
A cook I used to work with back in the day got pissed that the manager kept coming into the kitchen and screaming at him. He warned her that if she did it again he was walking out the door. A few minutes later she came back in the kitchen and yelled at him again, so he said frick it and quits. He almost gets out of the kitchen before he decides to turn around and return the line. There he grabs every check/order hanging on the line, all the incoming checks off the printer and throws them on the grill, burning them all up. Then he quit.
Since it was a Friday night, he probably burned 50 or 60 checks all at once causing all sorts of chaos as he headed out the door. Dude gave zero fricks. The best part though was that he somehow got his job back and the manager who was screaming at him got shitcanned. 
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:47 pm to Circle K Beggar
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We all just saw a mini palm tree weaving it's way through the cubicles.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:57 pm to ZZTIGERS
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Employee went out on Short Term Disability to have surgery. You're eligible for 100% pay for 6 months in a calendar year.
More like 60%
He wasn't really fricking over the company...he was fricking over the insurance company
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:03 am to Jim Rockford
This letter was sent to every one in the company from the VP on down. When he left the OIM tried to shake his hand, he just stared at him and told him to go frick himself. I know it's long and some may not understand it but to oilfield hands they will appreciate it.
To all,
I have been a part of the XXX project for 16 months and have seen this rig go from a place that I would like to ideally work to the place that it is right now. Please consider this my resignation letter.
I can not understand the mentality of the operational “supervisors”, and I use that word loosely, directly over this rig. Let me start with the logistics nightmare that has been the XXX. How can people who order a part be the one’s held responsible for the lost tracking, non-purchase, not showing up or receiving of an item. I spent 4 days looking for a particular item on this rig, through emails finding the tracking information to physically looking in spaces and boxes, to no avail. My job was threatened by my Rig Superintendent, XXXXX, that if I don’t locate them I would be run off. Not because I didn’t follow company policy, not because I got one of my guys hurt but because OTHER people aren’t doing their jobs properly and checking this stuff in as it arrives onboard. These items were located at 1730 on the 31st of December by the rig floor crew as they were moving boxes around unpacking them and the OIM told them not to tell me that they were found. I saw them in an open box at 0730 on the 1st of January and went to notify the OIM. He told me that he knew that they had been located the day before and he just wanted “to frick with me.” I spent 14 hours unnecessarily worrying about my job and future so that he could “frick with me?” These people think that the best way to get someone to do their job properly is you need to threaten them with their jobs, constantly. This is why I use the word “supervisors” loosely. Which brings me back to the original point, why is it the receivers fault that this stuff isn’t being properly received and the responsible person notified? And this isn’t an isolated incident; it happens everyday on board numerous times a day. No blame or fault is put on the persons “responsible” for shipping or receiving items. No system exists onboard for this and it’s well known that this has been a major hindrance on this project. When you buy a product online and it has a 3-5 day delivery time and then a week or two goes by and it doesn’t show up, do you look in the mirror and blame yourself for not receiving it. No, you get on the phone and chew out someone’s arse for why your product hasn’t arrived because they are the ones responsible.
Also, on the topic of supervisors,XXXX Drilling could have a much better subsea department in the Brasil division if it had a proper “supervisor.” Supervisors are supposed to be someone that helps to guide his subordinates when need be. In the time that I’ve spent working as a Subsea Engineer for XXXX I have noticed a few things. The supervision, or lack thereof, is hurting this department greatly. You aren’t encouraged to ask questions and when you do ask a question to the department supervisor you are thrown under the bus for not knowing your job while simultaneously being “cc’d” to every higher up in the division, just to make sure that everyone knows that you don’t know it all. What kind of incentive is that for a Subsea Engineer to better himself? I thought that was the reason to have a Superintendent? Especially when that supervisor spent the previous two years getting this project up and going, shouldn’t I be able to ask him questions about this rig? This company is getting hurt in two ways. One is that you have Subsea Engineers that won’t ask the questions that they need answers to, limiting them in their knowledge. The second is you have Subsea Engineers that are good workers and are trying hard that won’t put up with this abuse and go to another company. Both ways XXXX loses.
All of this is drastically affecting the moral of the hands on this rig. I have been on 30+ year old rigs that were falling apart where the hands felt better about their jobs. No one is given any incentive to do a good job. It’s exactly like the humorous saying goes, “The beatings will continue until moral improves.” Only this is the true feeling a person gets working on the XXX. I heard a comment from one of the OIM’s on this rig that went something like this, “Well I guess I must be a good OIM now because all of the hands on the rig hate me now.” Seriously, is that a “supervisor?”
I know I am just one employee and this letter will be taken with a grain of salt, but just realize that these are the feelings of 90% of your XXX crew.
If anyone feels the need to discuss this further I can be reached at my email address,
To all,
I have been a part of the XXX project for 16 months and have seen this rig go from a place that I would like to ideally work to the place that it is right now. Please consider this my resignation letter.
I can not understand the mentality of the operational “supervisors”, and I use that word loosely, directly over this rig. Let me start with the logistics nightmare that has been the XXX. How can people who order a part be the one’s held responsible for the lost tracking, non-purchase, not showing up or receiving of an item. I spent 4 days looking for a particular item on this rig, through emails finding the tracking information to physically looking in spaces and boxes, to no avail. My job was threatened by my Rig Superintendent, XXXXX, that if I don’t locate them I would be run off. Not because I didn’t follow company policy, not because I got one of my guys hurt but because OTHER people aren’t doing their jobs properly and checking this stuff in as it arrives onboard. These items were located at 1730 on the 31st of December by the rig floor crew as they were moving boxes around unpacking them and the OIM told them not to tell me that they were found. I saw them in an open box at 0730 on the 1st of January and went to notify the OIM. He told me that he knew that they had been located the day before and he just wanted “to frick with me.” I spent 14 hours unnecessarily worrying about my job and future so that he could “frick with me?” These people think that the best way to get someone to do their job properly is you need to threaten them with their jobs, constantly. This is why I use the word “supervisors” loosely. Which brings me back to the original point, why is it the receivers fault that this stuff isn’t being properly received and the responsible person notified? And this isn’t an isolated incident; it happens everyday on board numerous times a day. No blame or fault is put on the persons “responsible” for shipping or receiving items. No system exists onboard for this and it’s well known that this has been a major hindrance on this project. When you buy a product online and it has a 3-5 day delivery time and then a week or two goes by and it doesn’t show up, do you look in the mirror and blame yourself for not receiving it. No, you get on the phone and chew out someone’s arse for why your product hasn’t arrived because they are the ones responsible.
Also, on the topic of supervisors,XXXX Drilling could have a much better subsea department in the Brasil division if it had a proper “supervisor.” Supervisors are supposed to be someone that helps to guide his subordinates when need be. In the time that I’ve spent working as a Subsea Engineer for XXXX I have noticed a few things. The supervision, or lack thereof, is hurting this department greatly. You aren’t encouraged to ask questions and when you do ask a question to the department supervisor you are thrown under the bus for not knowing your job while simultaneously being “cc’d” to every higher up in the division, just to make sure that everyone knows that you don’t know it all. What kind of incentive is that for a Subsea Engineer to better himself? I thought that was the reason to have a Superintendent? Especially when that supervisor spent the previous two years getting this project up and going, shouldn’t I be able to ask him questions about this rig? This company is getting hurt in two ways. One is that you have Subsea Engineers that won’t ask the questions that they need answers to, limiting them in their knowledge. The second is you have Subsea Engineers that are good workers and are trying hard that won’t put up with this abuse and go to another company. Both ways XXXX loses.
All of this is drastically affecting the moral of the hands on this rig. I have been on 30+ year old rigs that were falling apart where the hands felt better about their jobs. No one is given any incentive to do a good job. It’s exactly like the humorous saying goes, “The beatings will continue until moral improves.” Only this is the true feeling a person gets working on the XXX. I heard a comment from one of the OIM’s on this rig that went something like this, “Well I guess I must be a good OIM now because all of the hands on the rig hate me now.” Seriously, is that a “supervisor?”
I know I am just one employee and this letter will be taken with a grain of salt, but just realize that these are the feelings of 90% of your XXX crew.
If anyone feels the need to discuss this further I can be reached at my email address,
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:05 am to Topwater Trout
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More like 60%
He wasn't really fricking over the company...he was fricking over the insurance company
Ours is 100% of your salary paid, now how much the company actually pays of that, IDK, maybe it is only 60%. It's a 100% company paid benefit, and I'm sure their rates yearly depend on previous year's claims, so yeah, he definitely(directly or indirectly), screwed them over.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:12 am to ZZTIGERS
If it is 100% and the premium is paid by the employer they offer some great benefits. I am not sure what ours is but it's no where near 100%.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:16 am to Circle K Beggar
I actually had two people in my office quit today. For the past couple months they have a lot of disagreements on the way things were run. Well instead of bringing it up to the boss they wrote a 2 page novel about how they felt about the company, why it will fail, and their reasons that they are quitting. No two week notice or anything.
They quit and as a tandem via email. It was extremely unethical
They quit and as a tandem via email. It was extremely unethical
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:20 am to Topwater Trout
Benefits are great there, but over the last 6 years things have gone downhill terribly. They basically brought in an all new upper management team 6 years ago, and went from SEC football, to the Sunbelt in that short of time. The turnover rate now is embarrassing, considering the pay and benefits they offer. It's sad to see...
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:37 am to Circle K Beggar
PUBLIC WORKS FUN. Most of these are involuntary.
1. Guy said something to the effect of "Imma steal you" to another employee in an argument. Ghetto speak for kill or beat da fuk up or something similar. Police escorted him out.
2. Guy "A" attempts to bite guy "B" because guy "A" said he was going to bang guy "B"'s whore that he was paying for (not those exact words, but you get the point), a footrace to the nearest open work truck occurred, and one guy locks the door while calling my boss on the radio "XXX, YYY, ANYBODY HELP ME" while this other fricking retard was jabbing a screwdriver straight into the door window. Both were terminated.
3. Guy shows up high as a kite on hydrocodone (lortab?), almost has a head-on collision with some random person, careless equipment operation, and general disregard for safety. Failed a drug test. He quit instead of going to counseling.
4. Guy shows up high all reefer madness and shite, gets into an argument with coworker about why he didn't pay the power bill for last month and he owes him $200 (da fuq, i pay like 50 a month). Punch thrown, missed target. Boss witnessed, employment terminated.
5. Homosexual encounter of the third kind occurred in a city vehicle. Both parties quit out of shame
6. Guy gets picked up on a warrant for murder that he didn't know happened because he was high on shrooms.
7. Old man has heart attack first day on job due to not being fit for manual labor. Hospital visit, quit same day.
8. Guy comes in for several weeks and decides we are doing prisoner work, calls up the mayor, asks to be compensated until the end of the pay period because he is quitting today and he put more than his fair share into the workload. No dice.
There's probably some I'm forgetting, but these are all within the last 5 years.
1. Guy said something to the effect of "Imma steal you" to another employee in an argument. Ghetto speak for kill or beat da fuk up or something similar. Police escorted him out.
2. Guy "A" attempts to bite guy "B" because guy "A" said he was going to bang guy "B"'s whore that he was paying for (not those exact words, but you get the point), a footrace to the nearest open work truck occurred, and one guy locks the door while calling my boss on the radio "XXX, YYY, ANYBODY HELP ME" while this other fricking retard was jabbing a screwdriver straight into the door window. Both were terminated.
3. Guy shows up high as a kite on hydrocodone (lortab?), almost has a head-on collision with some random person, careless equipment operation, and general disregard for safety. Failed a drug test. He quit instead of going to counseling.
4. Guy shows up high all reefer madness and shite, gets into an argument with coworker about why he didn't pay the power bill for last month and he owes him $200 (da fuq, i pay like 50 a month). Punch thrown, missed target. Boss witnessed, employment terminated.
5. Homosexual encounter of the third kind occurred in a city vehicle. Both parties quit out of shame
6. Guy gets picked up on a warrant for murder that he didn't know happened because he was high on shrooms.
7. Old man has heart attack first day on job due to not being fit for manual labor. Hospital visit, quit same day.
8. Guy comes in for several weeks and decides we are doing prisoner work, calls up the mayor, asks to be compensated until the end of the pay period because he is quitting today and he put more than his fair share into the workload. No dice.
There's probably some I'm forgetting, but these are all within the last 5 years.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:37 am to ZZTIGERS
Worked in the car business 3 years, where turnover is ridiculous and they hire anyone with a pulse.
The most memorable guy was an old bastard that served in Vietnam and made sure everyone knew it. He routinely brought his knife to work to cut some nasty white and green shite off of his foot in the parking lot in front of customers. Once I heard a customer tell him that they didn't like his attitude and they were going to look at dealerships in Baton Rouge. He replied with "Like I give a shite."
I decided to joke on him one day, and asked what he thought of gay people. He replied "Do you mean those fricking queers? They are worse than the ..." That led him in to a 20 minute speech about how terrible the gays and blacks are and how they are ruining America.
Some time later, I made a joke about a different co-worker fricking their cousin in earshot of this old guy. He comes out of nowhere to tell me how he fricked his first cousin and it was the best pussy he ever had.
When the inevitable happened and it was time for him to be fired, he was brought in to a small room with the GM and assistant GMs. Every racial and homophobic insult known to man was thrown at these guys by a 140 pound old geezer. He then proceeded to threaten the GMs with Nam era guerrilla warfare, flicked them all the bird, told customers in the showroom that the GM was a piece of shite and then we never heard from him again.
Just kidding, it is the car business and he was hired a week or two later at a different dealer.
Other notable exits include bullshite sexual harassment complaints upon exit, and a different coworker drunkenly trying to park in the lot and wrecking a 50,000$ vehicle while talking to himself and saying he doesn't need this place anymore.
The most memorable guy was an old bastard that served in Vietnam and made sure everyone knew it. He routinely brought his knife to work to cut some nasty white and green shite off of his foot in the parking lot in front of customers. Once I heard a customer tell him that they didn't like his attitude and they were going to look at dealerships in Baton Rouge. He replied with "Like I give a shite."
I decided to joke on him one day, and asked what he thought of gay people. He replied "Do you mean those fricking queers? They are worse than the ..." That led him in to a 20 minute speech about how terrible the gays and blacks are and how they are ruining America.
Some time later, I made a joke about a different co-worker fricking their cousin in earshot of this old guy. He comes out of nowhere to tell me how he fricked his first cousin and it was the best pussy he ever had.
When the inevitable happened and it was time for him to be fired, he was brought in to a small room with the GM and assistant GMs. Every racial and homophobic insult known to man was thrown at these guys by a 140 pound old geezer. He then proceeded to threaten the GMs with Nam era guerrilla warfare, flicked them all the bird, told customers in the showroom that the GM was a piece of shite and then we never heard from him again.
Just kidding, it is the car business and he was hired a week or two later at a different dealer.
Other notable exits include bullshite sexual harassment complaints upon exit, and a different coworker drunkenly trying to park in the lot and wrecking a 50,000$ vehicle while talking to himself and saying he doesn't need this place anymore.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 12:39 am
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 am to Blizzard of Chizz
As someone who works in a kitchen this has always been a dream of mine. Good for him.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:52 am to Retrograde
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Some time later, I made a joke about a different co-worker fricking their cousin in earshot of this old guy. He comes out of nowhere to tell me how he fricked his first cousin and it was the best pussy he ever had.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:27 am to Topwater Trout
At my job it's 100% for the first 12 weeks, I think, then it's 60% after that until you come back or transfer over to long term disability and it's fully paid by the company.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:06 am to Merck
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60%
But I seem to recall that the benefits aren't taxed, depending on how you paid the premiums.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:11 am to JudgeHolden
I got fired for not coming in on my day off because I was visiting family. I had no idea I was such a likeable person or if it was just the straw that broke the camels back, but that same day my best friend walks in tells them to shove the job up their arse and quits.
The next day my boss (who didnt fire me it was the big man) quit because I was fired without reason or cause. They guy they promoted to take his job quit on the spot for the same thing.
Two other people put in their 2 weeks notice when they found out.
All in all firing me cost them 6 workers
The next day my boss (who didnt fire me it was the big man) quit because I was fired without reason or cause. They guy they promoted to take his job quit on the spot for the same thing.
Two other people put in their 2 weeks notice when they found out.
All in all firing me cost them 6 workers
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:10 am to Circle K Beggar
we had 2 mailroom people..one quit so, the other one quit right after "because the other guy was his ride".
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:32 am to Wolfhound45
eh, I was using them as a stepping stone. I think it was combination of my ability to run similar departments not translating, as well as my lack of support from management.
Anyhow, I quit on them too, because what I really wanted to do is work for Alabama.
Since then I am widely considered as one of the best department managers in the history of our industry.
Anyhow, I quit on them too, because what I really wanted to do is work for Alabama.
Since then I am widely considered as one of the best department managers in the history of our industry.
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