re: What is your favorite Southern phrase?

"Cold as a well diggers arse"

“I saw her down yonder, now git”.

“Like a bunch of monkeys trying to frick a football”

“All dolled up and no place to go”

“Working harder than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest”

“Sweating like a whore in church”
“Bleeding like a stuck pig”
“Your alligator mouth writing checks your hummingbird arse can’t pay”
“More fricked than OweO on an escalator”
“Hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock on a radiator.”
“Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.”

As nervous as

Or

Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Is Pepsi ok?

Slicker than greased owl shite.

You’re stewed buttwad.

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