re: What is your favorite part of Spooky Season?

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Spooky Season

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You’re the poster child for millennials.

The weather

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October early November really is the best

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Not when it’s in the 80’s and 90’s during the day though

Yoga pants and Uggs

Kids trick or treating in the neighborhood amidst all the ghoulish decorations, horror movie marathons, haunted houses, kinky sex with women in seductive costumes.

I have eclectic tastes.

Whorish lipstick, whorish makeup, whorish tits, whorish fishnet stockings, whorish clapped cheeks. Pretty much anything whore and Elvira adjacent will do.

I like to sit at the end of the driveway and give out candy to kids and maintain some vestige of the social contract with my neighbors. We get a LOT of trick or treaters because we live in a military community and military folks tend to have a lot of kids. My wife and sit at the end of the driveway with a couple of drinks, I smoke a cigar or 2 and we talk to our neighbors while their kids get some candy. Its enjoyable. I won't be doing it this year though because UGA and UF will not be finished until its mostly over. My wife and daughter will sit out and dole out the candy.

We give out full sized candy bars and the kids are amazed....most of them look to their parents to make sure we ain't trying to pull a fast one on them. I put them on the table and almost never does a kid try to take more than one even though I never tell them they can only have one. Its amazing how polite the kids are. We have teens, to about 14 or so. Some of them are little shits but for the most part they are also very polite.