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re: What is your awkward moment buying condoms
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:18 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:18 am to Mud_Till_May
I don't think I bought my first preggo test until in my 20's... By then I didn't give a shite what I was buying infront of anyone... Tampax pearls either
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:22 am to Big Moe
I was 14 and about to go to my girlfriend place cuz her gramma died.
I asked the clerk for finger condoms and the old dude was like "wut?"
Thanks mom.
I asked the clerk for finger condoms and the old dude was like "wut?"
Thanks mom.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:28 am to Floating Change Up
quote:
I asked the clerk for finger condoms and the old dude was like "wut?"
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:30 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:38 am to PhifeDogg
quote:Bahaha wow.
I once had to go to walgreens for rubbers (for the nice young lady letting me have sexual relations with her), duct tape (to fix some random shite in my apt), and a banana (for breakfast the next morning).
The look on the cashier's face was priceless. Rubbers, duct tape, and a banana....
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:43 am to SuperSaint
Not really embarrassing. But two summers ago I bought some condoms from the CVS in Lee. The guy working the cash register was from Jamaica (I'm assuming by his accent). He started cracking jokes with me like "AHHH having a bit of fun during the daytime. Very nice"
A few of my friends always say the most awkward conversations happen in Wal-Mart for some reason.
A few of my friends always say the most awkward conversations happen in Wal-Mart for some reason.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 2:30 am to Big Moe
Friend of mine had a pregnancy scare, asked me to go get her the tests since I was done with class at 1. I go to school down the street from a Walgreens, so I went to get them. I was only a freshman in high school at the time.
I had to get an employee to open the case, then I had to go purchase it in line. My mom ended up being right behind me.
Trust = Gone
I had to get an employee to open the case, then I had to go purchase it in line. My mom ended up being right behind me.
Trust = Gone
Posted on 10/29/14 at 2:38 am to Big Moe
I always think the lady at the counter silently judges me when I proudly slap that box of Trojan Minis on the counter. But then she sees those nuts hanging from my lifted truck with the "Salt Life" bumper sticker, and she knows what's up.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 2:39 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 3:09 am to Big Moe
this man goes down to the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist I need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter, the pharmacist then replies " your 11 year old daughter is sexual active" ole boy replies "nah she just lays there like her mother"
Posted on 10/29/14 at 3:10 am to Big Moe
Posted on 10/29/14 at 6:44 am to Big Moe
Double post
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 6:45 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 6:44 am to Big Moe
I had the alarm go off as I was walking out of wal mart. They had to check my bag.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:02 am to Big Moe
In my younger days, when I needed such, I rolled with it. Bounce straight up in there with a pocket tee and slide the Trojans right in the pocket first thing, with half the box hanging out, then do some serious shopping. When you're in line, ask the people around you what brand they prefer. Get a price check on the mega pack.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:03 am to PhifeDogg
ahhh yes.. the 3 item game. Such a fun one to play. I've done it a few times. Some of the most memorable ones:
1. Toy Cars
2. KY Jelly
3. Condoms
1. Pregnancy Test
2. Wire Hanger(s)
3. Paper Towels
1. Shovel
2. Flashlight
3. Rope
1. Toy Cars
2. KY Jelly
3. Condoms
1. Pregnancy Test
2. Wire Hanger(s)
3. Paper Towels
1. Shovel
2. Flashlight
3. Rope
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:31 am to Big Moe
not awkward but funny.... Tallahassee, 1995. Saw some chubby chick from high school at Bullwinkles. Chatted her up for a few and decided to retire to her place for the evening. Need a few more beers to "get in the zone", so I hit a convenience store on the way. Was buying a quart of Mickey's fine malt liquor (with the big mouth), and some magnums when a car load of dimes pulled up. Reach counter at the same time, and best looking one looks me up and down, with Mickey's in one hand, rubbers in the other, and chubby chick standing next to me. We lock eyes (her in a disapproving way), I shrug and say, "yeah, its like that". The look on her face was priceless. Ahmed sacked up my puchases, and me and Chubs spent the next few hours comparing notes. Deed done. ZFG.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:36 am to Big Moe
The day I bought x-x-small condoms from a female cashier right behind a brawny hairy chested man buying magnums 
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 7:37 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:15 am to Big Moe
I'm sorry. I don't understand. I find nothing awkward about buying Ketchup and mayo.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:37 am to LSUengineer12
Not so much awkward as frustrating...I met this pair of twins in Ft. Lauderdale over New Years one year and one thing led to another and they wanted me back in their room pronto. Normally I'm prepared but this was vacation and I didn't have any extra room in my carry on and I wasn't about to check any baggage. What's the point of flying first class and getting off the plane first if you have to wait at baggage check?
So I'm like, yeah we gotta make a stop first and hit the gas station, boom, grab the Magnums, go up to the register. My luck, all I had was a stack of Benjis and the lady wouldn't make change.....so we left and tried the next place. No Magnums. Now I barely fit in the Magnums as it is so the regulars were out of the question. Luckily for me they both couldn't wait any longer and pulled me into the back room at CVS and we went at it for like 3 hours.
fricking frustrating.
So I'm like, yeah we gotta make a stop first and hit the gas station, boom, grab the Magnums, go up to the register. My luck, all I had was a stack of Benjis and the lady wouldn't make change.....so we left and tried the next place. No Magnums. Now I barely fit in the Magnums as it is so the regulars were out of the question. Luckily for me they both couldn't wait any longer and pulled me into the back room at CVS and we went at it for like 3 hours.
fricking frustrating.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:57 am to LooseCannon22282
quote:
pulling out is where it is at.
Feels better if you don't!
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:58 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
I'm sorry. I don't understand. I find nothing awkward about buying Ketchup and mayo.
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