Southgadawg1

Once told a similar group (bunch of yankees in Chicago) I was an alternate on the 1996 Olympic kickball team. With the Southern accent, and the Olympics in Atlanta that year these rubes bought it hook, line and sinker. For about an hour random idiots were coming up telling me "how great that was". I played along for about a bit and then let the cat out of the bag. A quiet hush fell over the room as these dipsticks realized how stupid they were....

not awkward but funny.... Tallahassee, 1995. Saw some chubby chick from high school at Bullwinkles. Chatted her up for a few and decided to retire to her place for the evening. Need a few more beers to "get in the zone", so I hit a convenience store on the way. Was buying a quart of Mickey's fine malt liquor (with the big mouth), and some magnums when a car load of dimes pulled up. Reach counter at the same time, and best looking one looks me up and down, with Mickey's in one hand, rubbers in the other, and chubby chick standing next to me. We lock eyes (her in a disapproving way), I shrug and say, "yeah, its like that". The look on her face was priceless. Ahmed sacked up my puchases, and me and Chubs spent the next few hours comparing notes. Deed done. ZFG.

^^^^ This ^^^^ Life rule #37 - never trust a woman's version of a situation if obtained during a stressful moment.... always remember they see things as they WANT to see them, not as it actually happened. Plus, you look like a wimp to email the coach versus having a "word with him".

pitchin' watermelons on the farm! followed by cutting squash and pickin' peas (by the hamper)... good times!! when a college option presented itself, I jumped! :lol: