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re: What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:06 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:06 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Had sex in a dumpster
The true definition of dumpster diving
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Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:11 pm to kingbob
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Let her have MY dog when we divorced and I had to move back in with my parents.
Damn son, didn't you just get married recently?
ETA: oh and the stupidest thing I've done because of a girl is break my hand, and get arrested (charges were dropped luckily)
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
In High School, a cooler girl that I had a crush on told me that she would let me go down on her if I got my tongue pierced. Young, dumb, virgin me thought that this would lead to sex, so that night I went to a shady place to get my tongue pierced.
Few days later I run up to her showing off my new tongue ring, and asked when I could eat her box. She just laughed, and walked away. She later would become my ex fiancee
Few days later I run up to her showing off my new tongue ring, and asked when I could eat her box. She just laughed, and walked away. She later would become my ex fiancee
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:13 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Pay for a multi-million dollar life insurance plan and made her the beneficiary. Seems like she should be paying for it. It's an investment for her future.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:20 pm to SwatMitchell
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I bought $40 worth of film from Fotomat - didn't even own a camera...
Excellent Fast Times reference.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:25 pm to boxcarbarney
My first serious girlfriend in high school. I was a nice guy, and kind of naïve about the wiles of women. And she took full advantage of that. I did some really dumb shite for and because of her.
I came out of that relationship like a grizzled Vietnam veteran; thousand yard stare and all. But I learned some valuable lessons; I never let a woman walk all over me ever again.
We're facebook friends and by all appearances, her life is pretty awful. I feel bad for her, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a little schadenfreude when I see that.
I came out of that relationship like a grizzled Vietnam veteran; thousand yard stare and all. But I learned some valuable lessons; I never let a woman walk all over me ever again.
We're facebook friends and by all appearances, her life is pretty awful. I feel bad for her, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a little schadenfreude when I see that.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 3:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
This thread makes me feel better about myself.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:16 pm to Byrdybyrd05
This is the worst:
In 1959 I was a Freshman at LSU. The Tigers were ranked #1 and the showdown with Ole Miss was near. I was dating a high school girl who had no interest in football. She did not want to go to the game (date tickets were still available), but wanted me to take her to a Halloween party at some guy's house - she hinted I may finally get into her knickers.
The party was a disaster for me - my date was more interested in the host than in me. They disappeared together for a rather long period of time.
Several of us listened to Cannon's 89 yard run and the goal-line stand on a truck radio in the driveway.
I don't know how she got home - I never saw her again, but I missed seeing in person perhaps the most thrilling game in Tiger history.
In 1959 I was a Freshman at LSU. The Tigers were ranked #1 and the showdown with Ole Miss was near. I was dating a high school girl who had no interest in football. She did not want to go to the game (date tickets were still available), but wanted me to take her to a Halloween party at some guy's house - she hinted I may finally get into her knickers.
The party was a disaster for me - my date was more interested in the host than in me. They disappeared together for a rather long period of time.
Several of us listened to Cannon's 89 yard run and the goal-line stand on a truck radio in the driveway.
I don't know how she got home - I never saw her again, but I missed seeing in person perhaps the most thrilling game in Tiger history.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:17 pm to LSUZombie
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Married my first wife
Yep. That pretty much sums it up for me too.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:25 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Got into a fight with 3 guys, twice, same girl different guys and nights. Young and dumb!
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:29 pm to blueridgeTiger
FFS man that's awful. My girlfriend at the time who I had been dating for 3 years asked me to go to a family wedding with her. Made a big point to say it was very small and only close family were invited but that her uncle wanted me to be there. She was like... only thing that sucks is it's the night of the bama game. I said, that sucks for you and went to the game... wasn't even a great game...we lost but still stand by that shite. Especially since she was fricking awful and is now draining the life outta some other poor dude 
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:30 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Stayed in Louisiana
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:33 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Bought a house
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:36 pm to kingbob
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Miss half of a saints playoff game to visit Hobby Lobby
Good God man.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:42 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Summer before senior year I went to the National Youth Leadership Forum on Medicine in New Orleans. I had been dating this girl for 3 years prior to attending. I met this beautiful girl from Virginia and we clicked instantly. We ended up hooking up that week.
When I got home, my girlfriend found out and the shite hit the fan. I completely cut the other chick off until my freshman year of college when she asked me to come visit her in Chicago(she went to Northwestern). I felt guilty visiting her and was an arse, and we never saw each other again. She’s a doctor in Chicago now. She was a fricking 10 in every sense. Beautiful, smart, a freak in the bed, classy, family was extremely wealthy. All for some dumb bitch from High school that I haven’t talked to in 5 years.
When I got home, my girlfriend found out and the shite hit the fan. I completely cut the other chick off until my freshman year of college when she asked me to come visit her in Chicago(she went to Northwestern). I felt guilty visiting her and was an arse, and we never saw each other again. She’s a doctor in Chicago now. She was a fricking 10 in every sense. Beautiful, smart, a freak in the bed, classy, family was extremely wealthy. All for some dumb bitch from High school that I haven’t talked to in 5 years.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Sang Chumbawumba at Fat Cat’s on Bourbon.
Chick didn’t even care about Scruffy.
Chick didn’t even care about Scruffy.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:22 pm to kingbob
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Drive to Marksville twice in one weekend
Winner!!!
Posted on 9/27/18 at 7:42 pm to Scruffy
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Sang Chumbawumba at Fat Cat’s on Bourbon. Chick didn’t even care about Scruffy.
Sounds like you got knocked down, but got up again.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 7:43 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Moved to NYC. I'm not really a big city guy either.
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