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What is the over and under on how many times you wipe after a turd?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:33 am
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:33 am
3 seems too few
20 seems too much or is it?
I wipe until my arse bleeds and still it’s not enough.
I will open the discussion at 10.
Do you wipe more or less than 10x for a turd?
May need make female categories
20 seems too much or is it?
I wipe until my arse bleeds and still it’s not enough.
I will open the discussion at 10.
Do you wipe more or less than 10x for a turd?
May need make female categories
17
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:34 am to rebeloke
5
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:34 am to rebeloke
Bidet. 5 second spray. One wipe
Job done
Job done
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:34 am to rebeloke
get a bidet dumbass. They are like $30 on Amazon.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:34 am to rebeloke
Depends on makeup of said turd, usually 2
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:35 am to rebeloke
Pro tip, always wipe under, never over.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:36 am to rebeloke
I always have to mercy flush and wipe again.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:36 am to TeddyPadillac
quote:
get a bidet dumbass. They are like $30 on Amazon.
I am deployed. So there’s that.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:37 am to fr33manator
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Bidet. 5 second spray. One wipe
Job done
Bingo.
Also, if you're wiping more than 2-3 times you need some more fiber in that diet, baw.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:37 am to rebeloke
1-3 is optimal
4-7 is gross
8-10 i need to take a shower
4-7 is gross
8-10 i need to take a shower
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:38 am to rebeloke
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I wipe until my arse bleeds and still it’s not enough.
Not enough to what? Cause a shite related sepsis?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:39 am to rebeloke
May just be me, but I've never had fixed number. I always use just enough. Whenever there is no longer shite on the TP.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:39 am to rebeloke
Get you a bidet, baw. No longer wiping more than once. It's fantastic.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:40 am to rebeloke
I have to get in there really, really good or else I get itchy and have to go back in for more. And that's a bad feeling.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:40 am to rebeloke
Lots of variables to consider here… end goal is for nothing on the trailer paper before chappy arse shows up. Doesn’t always work that way.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:41 am to rebeloke
For starters, at the house i use my bidet so like twice after the wash to just dry off.
If in public, i wet the toilet paper and then use 2 for drying purposes
If in public, i wet the toilet paper and then use 2 for drying purposes
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:42 am to rebeloke
Depending on the signature.
3-5x with at least one flushable wipe in that number.
3-5x with at least one flushable wipe in that number.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:45 am to rebeloke
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:48 am to rebeloke
1 and only one.
#BidetLife
#BidetLife
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