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re: What is the most successful marketing campaign for a shite product in the modern era?

Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by Drunken_tiger
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:02 pm to
I think you have a cooking problem not a chicken problem.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:02 pm to


Might be the most ridiculous, useless, and nonsensical POS kitchen gadget ever, and that’s saying something these days. If you don’t know how to crack an egg, separate an egg, or scramble an egg without this nonsense, you’re pretty much fricked for life.

This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:03 pm to
Certified organic produce is a giant crock of shite
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:04 pm to
The introduction of New Coke. People weren't buying Old Coke as much, so Coca-Cola basically said "Okay, shitbricks. You guys aren't buying as much Coke? You brought this on yourselves. Try this." and everyone lost their fricking minds.
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:04 pm to
Grey Goose?
Posted by Dellybelly82
Canton, oh
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:04 pm to
Axe body spray
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Garcia Roofing


The customer service makes up for it.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
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Why not just get a thigh and be done with it?


I do, mostly

just saying that if you want to cook a chicken breast without it drying out, sous vide is the way to go

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
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Rice says hello.



No one is out there extolling the flavor of rice in comparison to other starches.

quote:

Just because it's a vehicle for flavor doesn't mean it's crap. It's just the nature of fish and chicken. Thighs are marginally more flavorful but still need sauce and marinades to taste decent.



Dark meat chicken is clearly more flavorful on its own. We grill it all the time and other than salt and pepper, rarely put anything on it.
Raw salmon is quite succulent without any spices at all.

Turkey breast is the same way; its a trash meat.
Posted by hogsnbeer
Conway
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:22 pm to
energy drinks/Jagermeister/flavored vodka
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

The introduction of New Coke. People weren't buying Old Coke as much, so Coca-Cola basically said "Okay, shitbricks. You guys aren't buying as much Coke? You brought this on yourselves. Try this." and everyone lost their fricking minds.


quote:

most successful marketing campaign


Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:26 pm to
The idea is that they introduced new coke with the intention of failing so that there would be renewed interest when they brought old coke back. It's a pretty dubious conspiracy theory.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14407 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:28 pm to
Lite Beer from Miller : "Less-filling...Tastes great."
One of the very best ad campaigns of all times, ten plus years, all of them pretty good and funny, got Americans drinking light beers.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58890 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:28 pm to
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The idea is that they introduced new coke with the intention of failing so that there would be renewed interest when they brought old coke back. It's a pretty dubious conspiracy theory.


Only problem is, old coke never came back. Coke Classic was not old coke.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:30 pm to
Clearly digital collegiate textbooks and their HW paywall.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:31 pm to
The Kardashian/Jenner family
Posted by Drunken_tiger
Member since Oct 2016
147 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:32 pm to
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Dark meat chicken is clearly more flavorful on its own. We grill it all the time and other than salt and pepper, rarely put anything on it.
Raw salmon is quite succulent without any spices at all.


Dark meat ,white meat it still all tastes like chicken.

I can cook a chicken beast with just olive oil and salt and pepper that shits all over your chicken thighs.
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:32 pm to
Huh. It was all before my time. Classic coke is the only coke I've ever know.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:34 pm to
I've never seen so many frickers arguing over chicken. Do we all need a Sonic meetup and check knuckles and tender basket quantities?
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