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Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:41 pm to rebeloke
This girl working at my office had a boyfriend, but I could tell she was into me. We went to lunch every day, she came to meet for after work drinks all the time, along with other coworkers. But she wouldn’t budge. So I called my ex, we were still close friends, and she was hot, to come to the varsity for the Molly Ringwalds. So we all met at the caterie after work, her and a bunch of coworkers. Then moved on to the varsity for the concert. It didn’t take long, coworker was jealous as frick. Ex knew what was up and played along. Coworker left early, called me in a huff the next day, broke up with her dude, and we sexed the next day. Beautiful. The ex says I owe her one. Lol.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:43 pm to whiskey over ice
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I had a guy at school that used to bully me so I can conned his nut job sister into getting naked by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:28 pm to gmac8604
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I claimed I was black on Tinder. She was surprised on the meetup, but still smashed at a bonfire. I ignored her calls the following week.
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gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
She 100% thought you were a Packers player.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:34 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Poor Fawn Liebowitz. Died in a kiln explosion...
Shelly Dubinsky had lovely breasts, second only to Mandy Pepperidge.
Shelly Dubinsky had lovely breasts, second only to Mandy Pepperidge.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:56 pm to rebeloke
The lowest thing after getting laid was to lie the next morning that I was so drunk I didn’t remember it.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:04 am to rebeloke
Paid a chick “gas money” so she could leave.
Also went slumming with a chick that probably weighed 250. I got on top and rode the wave. Sometimes a slump needs busting.
Also went slumming with a chick that probably weighed 250. I got on top and rode the wave. Sometimes a slump needs busting.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:07 am to rebeloke
Never had an issue getting laid... Now I've made some questionable calls on my choice and looked for ways out asap after the deed was done.. Even faked and asthma attack once to get out of a one nighter where she wanted me to stay..
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:12 am to DarkDrifter
One chick drove up from Mexico City she was with me for one night then I told her she had to go back I think she ended up in Denver
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:14 am to rebeloke
Told a girl I loved her
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:14 am to rebeloke
Took her to dinner, then brought my wife home after.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 1:50 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Do gay dudes get aroused when the doctor tells them to cough?
Don’t know let me ask one. Hey lsu grad do you get aroused when the doctor touches you?
Posted on 5/23/23 at 1:51 am to TexasTiger08
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Paid a chick “gas money” so she could leave.
Just a heads up sir. If you pay them to leave that’s a hooker.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 7:14 am to Jcorye1
Not low down, but kinda funny. Back in college me and some buddies were at the Bengal hitting on these DRUNK sorority girls and we got the wild idea to convince them that one of our friends was Tommy Hodson. We were all in on it and they were just drunk enough and just dumb enough to buy it.
He banged one of them that night and then ghosted her the next day.
He banged one of them that night and then ghosted her the next day.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:15 am to rebeloke
She was a hipster before I even heard of the term. She dressed weird and had big fake glasses and listened to shitty music. I pretended to like that kind of music and even started dressing like those hipster douches, going to the Radio Bar and drinking PBR like I enjoyed it.
But it was worth it. Best sex I ever had in my life, the mere sight of a cock would put her in a trance and she worshipped it. Wanted it 3-4 times a night. That was a lifetime ago and I still think about her.
But it was worth it. Best sex I ever had in my life, the mere sight of a cock would put her in a trance and she worshipped it. Wanted it 3-4 times a night. That was a lifetime ago and I still think about her.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:17 am to White Roach
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Poor Fawn Liebowitz. Died in a kiln explosion...
It was tragic. Poor guy had to break the news to a total stranger.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:43 am to rebeloke
Long time ago (20+ years ago) I was noticing that a co-worker was coming to my cubicle to chat on a very frequent basis, almost every day. She was the accountant of the office, 28 years old at the time. I asked her if she wanted to go on a date and she said yes.
We met at the office's parking garage that night and went dancing and drinking. Around 2 am we headed back to the parking garage and started making out in the car, she took off her panties and stuff. It was uncomfortable so I told her hold on let's go to my place, half hour drive.
Went to my place, scored homerun and around 5 am I had to drive her back to her car at the parking garage. Then she asked me if I could follow her to her house which was 45 minutes north. I had no option if I wanted more of her in the future.
Followed her all the way to her house, and drove back home an hour later. Got home around 8 am w/o any sleep.
We met at the office's parking garage that night and went dancing and drinking. Around 2 am we headed back to the parking garage and started making out in the car, she took off her panties and stuff. It was uncomfortable so I told her hold on let's go to my place, half hour drive.
Went to my place, scored homerun and around 5 am I had to drive her back to her car at the parking garage. Then she asked me if I could follow her to her house which was 45 minutes north. I had no option if I wanted more of her in the future.
Followed her all the way to her house, and drove back home an hour later. Got home around 8 am w/o any sleep.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:04 am to Palomitz
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she took off her panties and stuff. It was uncomfortable
WTF?
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Went to my place, scored homerun and around 5 am I had to drive her back to her car at the parking garage. Then she asked me if I could follow her to her house which was 45 minutes north. I had no option if I wanted more of her in the future.
Followed her all the way to her house, and drove back home an hour later. Got home around 8 am w/o any sleep.
what's low about that? that's just standard stuff
Posted on 5/23/23 at 9:10 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?
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I had to jack a dude off in order to frick his wife.
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