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re: what is the craziest sex story you have had or have heard from a friend?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:46 pm to mrbootychedda
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:46 pm to mrbootychedda
My brother and his wife were heading down a highway and she recognized her mom's jeep. They pulled over to see if she was okay and caught her mom giving a hummer. 
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:51 pm to mrbootychedda
I have crazier stories than that just from last week
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:52 pm to Bullfrog
I know a lady that broke a dude's dick during a casual encounter. Had to call his family to come meet him at the hospital and explain everything to the family, intake, the nurse, the doctor and about half of the hospital that came by to look.
She said they had to peel back all the skin like pulling up your shirt sleeve to fix everything.
She said they had to peel back all the skin like pulling up your shirt sleeve to fix everything.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:52 pm to Paige
We know you are a slut already
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:57 pm to FlappingPierre
Had sex and received BJ in City Park at around 10:30 PM one night. It wasn't in a car, It was behind some little grass mounds and some trees.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:59 pm to mrbootychedda
Pics of mother and girlfriend naked in car together
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:00 pm to Walt OReilly
"I don't know, I've never had sex." -Walt
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:00 pm to mrbootychedda
These are G rated stories. 
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:01 pm to BadTyreke
I buddy of mine in college was finger banging a girl and she shite on the bed. Right afterwards she looks at him and says "Oh no. Not again". Dude just washed his hands and left.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:01 pm to Paige
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I have crazier stories than that just from last week
I've got over a handful of stories crazier than that just with llotots
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:02 pm to mrbootychedda
Porked her on the hood of my Chevy on a small inlet off the parking lot of the Birmingham Zoo after dark. Besides our grunting and the hood flexing we could hear the zoo animals howling, screeching, squawking, roaring etc. it was a perfect symphony, and then we came..... 
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:02 pm to BadTyreke
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Had sex and received BJ in City Park at around 10:30 PM one night. It wasn't in a car, It was behind some little grass mounds and some trees.
Hope his mustache didn't tickle too bad.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:07 pm to gingerkittie
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I taught at a Catholic school
What year(s) were you teaching there?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:07 pm to Bullfrog
Had a casual thing going on for a lil while with a deaf chick who lived on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. She was cool as heck. Down for just about anything too, which was why I didn't mind the 2-3 trips per week over there from Chalmette.
Got there one night and we did our usual... Had a little dinner. Watched some TV. Then off to the bedroom for some fun. She had told me via AOL messenger (this predated texting on cell phones) a couple nights before that she wanted to try the back door.
Everything was going great. We eased into it and she seemed to really dig it. Only problem is SHE'S DEAF and doesn't know how bad the moans and sounds are that she was making OR how loud they were! I was sure that at any second the cops were going to bust the door down cause a neighbor in her complex thought someone was killing her. It was insane...
But you know what's even more insane? Nothing will ever clear my memory of the sound that came from her bathroom when we were done and she went to "expell the evidence"...
Again... SHE'S DEAF and couldn't hear a thing... Unfortunately, I heard it all... EVERY... LAST... DROP!!!
Never talked to her again...
Got there one night and we did our usual... Had a little dinner. Watched some TV. Then off to the bedroom for some fun. She had told me via AOL messenger (this predated texting on cell phones) a couple nights before that she wanted to try the back door.
Everything was going great. We eased into it and she seemed to really dig it. Only problem is SHE'S DEAF and doesn't know how bad the moans and sounds are that she was making OR how loud they were! I was sure that at any second the cops were going to bust the door down cause a neighbor in her complex thought someone was killing her. It was insane...
But you know what's even more insane? Nothing will ever clear my memory of the sound that came from her bathroom when we were done and she went to "expell the evidence"...
Again... SHE'S DEAF and couldn't hear a thing... Unfortunately, I heard it all... EVERY... LAST... DROP!!!
Never talked to her again...
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:09 pm to cdaniel76
That's a shitty way to end things. 
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:09 pm to mrbootychedda
I have plenty. First one that comes to mind is this chick with a little waist, but an absolutely huge butt that gave me some fingernail scars on my back that are still visible 10 years later
Eta: I binge ate again. Took down a whole box of hamburger helper. Will elaborate and add a few later if I don't pass out
Eta: I binge ate again. Took down a whole box of hamburger helper. Will elaborate and add a few later if I don't pass out
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:11 pm to mrbootychedda
My brother claims that he lost his virginity at house party. Two girls found out he was a virgin and they took him up to a room and fricked him until morning. I haven't met anyone that believes the story.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 10:11 pm to Walt OReilly
fricking exhilarating
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