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what is the craziest sex story you have had or have heard from a friend?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:05 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:05 pm
mine: got caught in ex's car by her parents in the middle of a home depot parking lot.
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:06 pm to mrbootychedda
Did she have a nice pussy?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:07 pm to mrbootychedda
Dang son that shite is CRAY!
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:07 pm to mrbootychedda
Just guessing how many times your Mom will get mentioned in this thread.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:07 pm to mrbootychedda
How old are you? Srsly.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:07 pm to mrbootychedda
Pic of ex and pic of her mother
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:07 pm to mrbootychedda
quote:
caught in ex's car by her parents in the middle of a home depot parking lot.
I bet she was absolutely Nails...hammered that arse.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:08 pm to mrbootychedda
Buddy of mine was in the Air Force stationed in Vegas. Picked up some skank at a casino and took her home. Next morning found out she was the Colonel's wife.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:09 pm to mrbootychedda
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:09 pm to mrbootychedda
I had a friend who PIIHB and she shite all over the place
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:09 pm to mrbootychedda
Know a dude who knows a dude who pulled a condom out of a girls vag while messing around... Girl said she hadn't had sex in 3 days and didn't know where it came from..
Dude still hit raw
Dude still hit raw
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:10 pm to mrbootychedda
You have no clue how to tell a crazy sex story
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:10 pm to TigerPox
quote:
How old are you? Srsly.
ole as f uck
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:11 pm to mrbootychedda
Smashed on a dirt hill off Essen back in the day by the interstate. Dirt was there bc of construction. I was smashing late at night on that dirt hill with cars passing by.
To be young again, those were the days.
Eta - at night
To be young again, those were the days.
Eta - at night
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:11 pm to fr33manator
quote:
You have no clue how to tell a crazy sex story
there is a reason my nickname is mrbootychedda
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:12 pm to mrbootychedda
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:12 pm to mrbootychedda
quote:
A night of passion ended in tragedy Tuesday when a Canadian couple died while having sex in a hotel hot tub during their daughter's destination wedding.
LINK
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:13 pm to FlappingPierre
quote:
Pic of ex and pic of her mother
Also, are there any decent sales on lawn equipment?
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:13 pm to mrbootychedda
quote:
ole as f uck
You can't be over the age of 18 or you need to get more arse if that's the craziest sex story you've ever heard.
ETA: or get cooler friends
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:14 pm to LaBR4
Oh damn, are we talking that kind of crazy? My bad.
Thought we were talking just juvenile foolishness and BS.
Thought we were talking just juvenile foolishness and BS.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:16 pm
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