re: what is the craziest sex story you have had or have heard from a friend?

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Within 6 months had 2 different ones that lost control and pissed all over me when they orgasmed cowboy style.

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You got some squirters

I have nailed a few of my long-term gfs on their period, and I haven't ever experienced anything like yall are describing in this thread. Yeah, there is a LITTLE bit, but it's not like I cut her artery or something.


My old roomie had sex with his woman one night, and she was so drunk that she forgot to take out her tampon. I woke up the next morning to her yelling, "Barnaby! Wake the frick up! I forgot to take my tampon out last night and now it's fricking stuck in there! What do I do?"

He borrowed a pair of needlenose pliers from me, but it didn't work. She ended up calling her mom and they went to the hospital to get the thing extracted. That was the funniest alarm clock I've ever had

i fingered a girl in the back of a movie theatre. galleria i think. true story.

I hope I have sex some day. I hear it's warm and stuff.

I know two brothers that went Chinese handcuffs on a chick together. One of the brothers is gay accept when he's drunk. He turns heterosexual when high and/or drunk. I give the straight brother a hard time whenever I can about it.

Just lurking and laughing...

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Chinese handcuffs

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Come again?

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You slay nothing but 10s

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Yeah, I never said that

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She started crying and insisted that he finish before taking her to the emergency room.

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That was very considerate of her.

One time when I was 18 or 19, I met this girl on vacation. We started hooking up and we're having a good time throughout the entire week. We did it everywhere, the boardwalk, the park, the pool after hours, the bathroom, kids swing set (not as cool or easy as you would think). Due to the difficulties on the swing set, we decided to move onto the soccer field next to the park. The girl starts riding me like a cowboy with her knees on the ground. I'm laying there with my elbows propping me up while she goes to town. All of the sudden I feel this sharp, burning pain all over my arms and legs. She starts screaming at the same time. We look down and see we are covered in fire ants biting the shite out of us. We run to the nearby pool and jump in to try and get rid of the ants and stop the burning.

I ended up having an allergic reaction to the massive amount of fire ant bites and didn't even get to finish. Luckily I took some Benadryl and survived and I continued to bang the girl the rest of the trip. I still have some of the scars from the ant bites.