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re: What Is The Best Advice You Ever Received?

Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:25 am to
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:25 am to
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 11:29 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:26 am to
Stop posting.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:27 am to
I was told once to make a new contact everyday day. Whether it's a friend or business associate, try a meet a new person each day you're alive. It's hard to do but I try to remember to do that everyday
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:28 am to
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Not sure what it means but good advice none the less.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7564 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:31 am to
start drinking. heavily.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17144 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:32 am to
Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you, not the worst.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:36 am to
My grandpa, who grew up dirt poor, told me there's a difference between poor and trashy.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12144 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:36 am to
When somebody shows you who they are, believe them.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4627 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:36 am to
There are women you frock and women you marry. Don't marry women you frock and don't frock women you marry.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65765 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:45 am to
Dressed, hold the mayo.

Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37343 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:45 am to
It is much better to be ten minutes early than five minutes late.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8160 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:46 am to
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:47 am to
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1270 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:50 am to
If ever you find yourself alone and hopelessly lost in the wilderness, drop trou and start jacking off somebody's bound to walk up on you.
Posted by Unit225
Prairieville
Member since Aug 2014
1281 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:51 am to
A sinking man will sink you.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45569 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:51 am to
"All you need is a handful"

My dad giving me advice on women
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40047 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:54 am to
I usually just let out a fart and get the same results. It never fails.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:55 am to
"plastics..."
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56070 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:57 am to
90% of all pleasure and 90% of all misery in your life comes from your spouse...choose wisely...
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 12:06 pm to
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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