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re: What Is The Best Advice You Ever Received?

Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by RichardParker
AK
Member since Jul 2016
133 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:53 pm to
"If you're not in bed by 2, you might as well come home. "
- ole pops
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56313 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:54 pm to
Great aunt: Poor people always buy cheap stuff. Don't buy cheap stuff unless you want to be poor.
Posted by 90Delmore
Member since Feb 2006
260 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 9:57 pm to
Dont drink when you're playing poker
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

If you want to cheat on your wife, masturbate first. At the moment that you finish, think about it then, whether or not it's worth it. If it's still worth it, go ahead & file for divorce.


you have a really good, smart friend.

Posted by 1234567k
Baton rouge
Member since Nov 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 2:50 am to
"Wear your seat belt."




Saved my life
Thanks Dad
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8533 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 7:02 am to
Work with your head and not with your back...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66116 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 7:05 am to
if it has tits or tires you're going to have problems with it
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21459 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 8:26 am to
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. (most of my good advice has already been said).
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8027 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:02 am to
Secret to happiness:

Marry a girl with small hands, that way, your pecker always looks big. Thanks granddad.

Also, if you're looking for a helping hand, look at the end of your arm.
Posted by Dipper Jones
Member since Oct 2012
326 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:38 am to
The 4 F's

Find em
Feel em
F*ck em
Forget em
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48859 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:39 am to
Keep your pecker in your pants boy. Dad to 16 year old Martini

Dear God don't get anyone pregnant. Mom to 16 year old Martini
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:43 am to
"If you about to scratch make sure you tie your shoes tight."
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:45 am to
Don't stick your dick in crazy
Posted by uptownsage
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2014
2156 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Never take a laxative and sleep aid on the same night.



At least you will know you aren't full of shite.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16878 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:53 am to
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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