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What happens when you accidentally burn off all your finger prints?

Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:14 am
Posted by FLTech
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:14 am
I was watching a cooking video and the chef accidentally put both of his hands on the stove and it burned off all of his finger prints.

What happens if the chef commits a crime and they can’t determine his finger prints?
This post was edited on 4/4/23 at 11:16 am
Posted by Sam Quint
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:14 am to
you have to join the Men In Black
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:15 am to
License to kill
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:15 am to
Fingerprints arent the only way to prove somebody committed a crime baw
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:16 am to
well then he'd be a prime suspect for all no print investigations.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:16 am to
You have to report to the government and they will provide you with new fingerprints
Posted by billjamin
Houston
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:17 am to
I think they can get nut sack prints now so you can't go teabagging all your friends all the sudden.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:17 am to
quote:

What happens if the chef commits a crime and they can’t determine his finger prints?


If he commits a crime his victim can sous.
Posted by Herschal
USA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:17 am to
Your lack of prints would or partials would be identifiable.

I think...
Posted by GoldenGuy
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:22 am to
I feel like you’d have a harder time holding onto things, but maybe I’m thinking of fingerprints like they give you spider powers.
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:24 am to
You can slap whoever you want

Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:27 am to
Only then will you truly know what it means to be free.
Posted by tigafan4life
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:29 am to
Wasn't the movie 7 based on the killer not having fingerprints?
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:32 am to
quote:

burned off all of his finger prints.


No need for all that baw, just use cyanoacrylate and take joy in using one of the CSI's favorite compounds against them.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:37 am to
I'm assuming his burned finger tips will have their own unique identifiers.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:40 am to
DNA swab in the arse
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:41 am to
Your girlfriend wouldn't let you pet her poon, probably.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Message What happens when you accidentally burn off all your finger prints?


You can take out a high priority bounty target in a Lake Tahoe casino high-rise by impersonating one of the security guards.

Just make sure if you get in the elevator with the Feds you get the jump on them and use your sleeve spike to take them out before a premature shootout.

You know, standard stuff.
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