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re: What food gives you gas?

Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22543 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:30 am to
About 3 fiber one bars and a 5 layer burrito from taco Bell should do the trick
Posted by CajunLife
Southern Georgia
Member since Apr 2017
773 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:37 am to
Hot & Spicy pork skins! They make your farts smell like total shite and you will go down as a legend.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:38 am to
pickled eggs and boiled crabs chased down by chocolate milk.

if you dont shite your pants they will want to put you in the trunk before you get where you are going
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28017 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:39 am to
Kashi Go Lean cereal. I not kidding you will be farting all day every minute. Huge farts too.

It’s unbelievable.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:44 am to
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Eating the rare roast beef with the Durkees will produce the absolute worst smelling fart of all time. GUARANTEED! The barley will cause you to fart so much on a regular basis you won’t believe it. After about an hour or two of eating it you won’t be able to go an entire minute without farting hugely. And that will go on for over an hour!
You might want to seriously experiment first. You might become overcome by the gas and I’m not kidding
This post was edited on 12/2/17 at 11:46 am
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:46 am to
Pickled eggs and yogurt
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21854 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:51 am to
Boiled eggs, chocolate milk, fiber bars, hot sauce on any sammich, and hot dogs with sauerkraut. Toss a beer on that and you will straighten their hair and singe nose hairs.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10500 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:51 am to
Eating pickles always seems to give me rotten egg farts.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:52 am to
Deviled eggs and fried fish. You'll be killing them.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:54 am to
That kid is awesome.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10500 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:59 am to
Dried prunes have given me the loudest farts that I’ve ever had. It looks like you’re aiming more for bad smell though.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39518 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:03 pm to
Stuff yourself with Popeyes before you leave
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6291 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:16 pm to
Taco Bell bean burritos a few hours before road trip, then an Adderall and some coffee once in the car.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27577 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:19 pm to
Get some cheap refried black beans in a can and eat them all. You will be a gassy mess.
Posted by ATLDawgFan
Member since Apr 2017
17 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:21 pm to
Boiled eggs, olives, beer
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16409 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:24 pm to
Pickled eggs have caused some big gas but the Sausage McGriddle from Mickey D's causes the tear-jerkers.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10500 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:31 pm to
Bell peppers give some people a lot of gas. Not sure if that works for you or not.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62208 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:35 pm to
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pickled eggs and boiled crabs chased down by chocolate milk.


damn, that is a strange combination of foods to eat at one time.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10500 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

pickled eggs and boiled crabs chased down by chocolate milk.


It really is a strange combination. Sounds lethal though.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8043 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 3:39 pm to
Beans. Broccoli. Any kind of red sauce.
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