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re: What exactly defines an OT baller?

Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:59 am to
Posted by Faceplant
Member since Jul 2017
1016 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:59 am to
No clue. but I do know you get bonus points for running a 4.2, benching 600lbs, and stomping the shite out of Jared Allen
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42454 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:20 am to
The first rule about being an "OT Baller" is you don't talk about how you become an "OT Baller".
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17320 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:23 am to
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$350k salary


Yes.

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3,500 s.f. house


Oh yes.

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3.5 trucks/boats combine


Yes!

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3.5 sexual encounters per day, on average


Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4600 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:54 am to
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$350k salary
3,500 s.f. house
3.5 trucks/boats combined
3.5 sexual encounters per day, on average



It's the law of tree fiddies. I think it was proposed by the sociologist Trey Parker.
This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22026 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:05 am to
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3,500 s.f. house


I've seen double-wides almost that big. My home has twice that area and includes a concrete pond and a guest house (about 3500 s.f.).
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36379 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:06 am to
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Two $70,000 vehicles, a 500k house, 3 kids in private school at 8k+ a piece.

Combined house hold income 200k.

It's amazing that some idiots will try to do this
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16229 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:07 am to
F-150 King Ranch, no older than 2 model years.

Women cannot be OT Ballers, but every woman's aspiration in life is to marry an OT Baller
This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 9:11 am
Posted by BayouBengal
Member since Nov 2003
28288 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:08 am to
In addition to the money you need athletic ability but in high school the coach didn't like you or your parents so you didn't get the playing time you deserved which would have earned you a scholarship to LSU or even drafted out of HS if you played baseball or basketball.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16245 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:09 am to
That and a pair of testicles.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7210 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 9:49 am to
Access to the super-secret teacher nudes subreddit.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23241 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 2:30 pm to
According to what I read yesterday...alot of luck....

consider me a 4 leaf clover.
Posted by cbonfanti
Member since Sep 2011
96 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 4:02 pm to
Shot caller? 20" blades on the impala?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92487 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 4:04 pm to
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Topisawtiger


WNHI

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Need to know if I am a baller or a poor.


Ballers don't question their worth. They know.

=

you OT poor
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13286 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 4:19 pm to
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$350k salary
3,500 s.f. house
3.5 trucks/boats combined
3.5 sexual encounters per day, on average




Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4977 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 4:27 pm to
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quote:
> $40,000?

I pay my lawn guy that


My lawn guy tips his butler that at Christmas.
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3647 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 4:42 pm to
House needs to be over 4,000sf to be considered a mansion, so that should be the cutoff.

Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:05 pm to
I aint one I am a proud O-T Trash! I am poor drink cheap beer and whisky and homemade wine I shop for cheap stuf and often eat bologna burritos

Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24086 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:34 pm to
Responding to the "Personal friend needs help" on the Tiger Rant Board.
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:42 pm to
All I know I am proud to not be one. aint got much but dont owe anyone not one dime.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:46 pm to
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MBS and park view are about 8 to 10k per kid


But Parkview is really trashy.
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