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What do you do when you're interrupted by a stranger on the street?
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:17 pm
You know what I mean...
You're briskly walking downtown in a hurry to make a meeting or you're pumping gas at your vehicle (really a sitting duck) and a young male approaches you with, "Excuse me sir..."
What do you do or say to show that you aren't interested in hearing their long speech and how they need a few bucks for gas, bus fare, etc?
You're briskly walking downtown in a hurry to make a meeting or you're pumping gas at your vehicle (really a sitting duck) and a young male approaches you with, "Excuse me sir..."
What do you do or say to show that you aren't interested in hearing their long speech and how they need a few bucks for gas, bus fare, etc?
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:18 pm to Forkbeard3777
"I don't carry cash on me"
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:18 pm to Forkbeard3777
I just ignore them while they're talking to me. Especially those salesmen at gas stations trying to sell the car wash stuff.
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:18 pm to Forkbeard3777
Tell them to get a job.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:20 pm to Forkbeard3777
act like I don't hear them
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:21 pm to MasCervezas
ask what they're wiling to do for it
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:21 pm to Forkbeard3777
Ask them for a dollar first... Beat them to the punch.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:21 pm to Forkbeard3777
The bums will always lose, Lebowski.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to Forkbeard3777
They normally don't approach me since I open carry
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
Tell them to get a job.
This is actually kinda true. I usually give them cash but in my head I think "get a job" and I just store it up in my subconscious. Then when I get home I'll scream at the pets to get fricking jobs to vent. Many times Mrs P had told me "he's a fricking cat, he's not getting a job".
I said it was true, I didn't say it was interesting.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to Forkbeard3777
if the look of disgust on my face doesn't tell them what they need to know I quickly follow it up with no
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to Salmon
quote:
"I don't carry cash on me"
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to Forkbeard3777
What do you do when you find a stranger in the alps?
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:22 pm to Forkbeard3777
I tell them I'm in 200,000 dollars of debt, and that they don't know my struggle
Then I get back into my leased lambo and peel out in their face
Then I get back into my leased lambo and peel out in their face
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:25 pm to Forkbeard3777
shake your head, look them in eye and say "I promise you, I'm not who you're looking for." and keep looking at them till they go away.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:27 pm to Forkbeard3777
I either say I have no cash which is usually true or I give them a dollar to leave me the frick alone.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:27 pm to Forkbeard3777
I hand them a can of spam, some crackers and apple and a bottle of water..
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