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What do you do when the power is out?

Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:14 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:14 am
My power went down due to nothing, so I'm trying to figure out something to do. Can't watch TV, can't heat up food in the microwave, too dark to shower, lost all my nudie mags in 05, books are for nerds.

Backfeed the house?
Drive around and look for flooded areas to drive through?
Stare at the wall?
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29739 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:15 am to
Fap to your memories
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:15 am to
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:16 am to
Rub my dick on things and pretend I'm Helen Keller.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:17 am to
Fap to memories? That's sexual predator territory bud
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:17 am to
generac boots up
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:18 am to
snuggle
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:19 am to
Clean the guns while drinking heavily
Posted by ellesssuuu
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
3190 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:20 am to
Rub one out
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:28 am to
And the shite came back on for about 4 seconds and has been off another 5 minutes
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8606 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:31 am to
Watch movies on one of my laptops which I charged up knowing there was bad weather coming and lights might go out...

Or sleep
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:36 am to
Fap and get drunk
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:38 am to
Break into my neighbor's house.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:39 am to
How about you pay your fricking electric bill, and this won't happen?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69653 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:40 am to
Fap to porn on my phone. 21st century bro
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:40 am to
Play guitar
Read
Fap

Not at the same time of course
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:44 am to
I've decided to drive around and look for floodwaters to drive my truck through. Will report back if truck nuts float like regular nuts
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:48 am to
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25349 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:49 am to
quote:

generac boots up


Took me a long time to pull the trigger on getting one, best thing ever when you're using it
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22015 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:52 am to
Power outage - I take a nap. Everything is quiet, staying still will keep you cooler than doing stuff, rest is always good. If the outage continues, crank up the generator..... If no generator, occasionally crank up the old truck and ride around or sit in the driveway and cool off a bit.
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