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What do I have to do to get hired on at a plant?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:34 pm
Looking at trying to get on somewhere lie CF. What qualifications do I need. Do I need to pass a physical or some other type test?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:35 pm to shoelessjoe
This is going to go smoothly
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:36 pm to shoelessjoe
Get some kneepads and learn to open your mouth like a snake.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:39 pm to shoelessjoe
Ask them about their comp coverage.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:40 pm to shoelessjoe
Let me get a picture of dat purdy mouth
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:41 pm to shoelessjoe
what do you want to do, just work in a plant like a contractor or you want to be a person hired by the plant
one is easy, the other you have to do things.
one is easy, the other you have to do things.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:42 pm to shoelessjoe
Zero drugs, TWIC, OSHA, love trashy, and most of the time ugly, women
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:42 pm to shoelessjoe
How fast can you drink a glass of water?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:45 pm to Kujo
Would like to work for the plant
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:47 pm to shoelessjoe
how about matching the qualifications needed for the slot?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:52 pm to shoelessjoe
Wanna make $14, the hard way?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 10:55 pm to TigerTatorTots
TTT sighting holy shite
My former Hardleggin baw did we ever get a real pic of prettybird?
My former Hardleggin baw did we ever get a real pic of prettybird?
Posted on 2/14/16 at 11:01 pm to shoelessjoe
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shoelessjoe
okay, I will tell you what the "sure fire" way to get in, but you need a degree.
It's not glamorous, takes a couple years, but it's the path of near no resistance.
Step 1: Fire watch.
It's an ugly woman's job. Pays $12/hour...but I've heard upwards of $21. You should be able to get on with turner or someone by grabbing your OSHA/TWIC and taking a Fire Watch online course and getting a Cert.
quote:
Fire Watch
Description: Every year, many workplace fires occur as a result of hot work – cutting, welding and other work that generates heat and sparks – being done without an adequate fire watch in place. Most – if not all – hot work incidents are completely preventable. A fire watch, conducted properly, is one of the most important ways to keep workers safe during hot work and prevent damage and destruction to property. This course covers the role and responsibilities of the fire watcher.
Objectives: •Where hot work is – and is not – permitted •The safety precautions needed to prepare an area for hot work •The role and responsibilities of a fire watcher •Responsibilities of other individuals involved in hot work •What emergency procedures need to be in place for hot work
Duration: 32 min
Language: English
Price: $21.00
Now you start at $shite/hour, and you probably will stay there for a bit. But you'll pass up Twanda, Keisha, and Beronika in no time flat.
All you need is 1 year of this shite. Then you can apply for your ASP Associate Safety Professional Cert
quote:
ASP Candidates:
Will have a minimum of a U.S. Bachelor’s degree in any field or an Associate’s in safety, health, or the environment, or a closely related field
Will have 1-year of safety experience where safety is at least 50%, preventative, professional level with breadth and depth of safety duties
Must pass the ASP examination.
During this one year, you take a bunch of online safety courses. They are easy and cheap, confined space, fall prevention, struck by, caught in, and a few others
Once you have your ASP and these other certs.....you have a job with Turner or the EH&S dept at a plant making >$60k
The trouble is to get into safety you have to know someone to get experience, the easy way around that is to go with the shite job that's safety related to get it yourself.
But once you have your ASP you are good, 3 years later, you get your CSP and you are 6 figures.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 11:05 pm to shoelessjoe
Did you have three kids by 20? Do you drive a shitty truck that has tires worth more than the body? Do you have a girlfriend who has at least three tattoos and a snaggletooth? If so, you're hired. Meet me tomorrow at Golden Corral. I'll sign you up.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 11:06 pm to shoelessjoe
I think the requirements are clean shaven, ability to wear a bombard nomex suit and generally walk around being a douche.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 11:08 pm to BigPerm30
So much hate in this thread.
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