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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?

Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:36 am to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:36 am to
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poring


Plenty of women are grammar Nazis, too
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6720 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:37 am to
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I learned that making a big pot of jambalaya/gumbo/red beans/spaghetti on Sunday night and portioning it up for lunch and dinners throughout the week made me a sick piece of shite in her eyes.


They really hate any effort to save money. I mean, just eats their asses alive.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33861 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:38 am to
That they are absolutely terrible at loading the dishwasher in a way that has any semblance of order.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12384 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:39 am to
Toilet paper usage skyrocketed
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113975 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:01 am to
You should’ve quoted it so he continued to look like an idiot


But that was very nice of you to point it out

It looks like that was the only thing he fixed in that post, though. Maybe you should point out the rest.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:02 am
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8460 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:06 am to
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I walk in the house with it and say "where do you want me to put this so you can clean it?"


Is this what you actually said?

If so, I think you may be missing the problem.
Posted by BigDrip0341
N LA
Member since Aug 2023
102 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:10 am to
Yes!! There’s no reason to make your hand into a TP mitten!

Also 2nd that they’re slobs & they don’t know how to turn the light out when leaving a room.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148046 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:11 am to
Where does all the toilet paper go
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
450768 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:14 am to
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I learned that making a big pot of jambalaya/gumbo/red beans/spaghetti on Sunday night and portioning it up for lunch and dinners throughout the week made me a sick piece of shite in her eyes.

Wait what?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113975 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:15 am to
Right? I do that because I get home late and if I don’t have something ready to go I’ll just drink dinner.

Am I actually not a woman?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53041 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:16 am to
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Caught my wife pouring gasoline in oil spout while engine off but scalding hot. With luck
No flames
Erupted.. could have had a real fiery situation. She begged me not to tell anybody so I didn't.


If you read it with the line breaks - it’s almost poetic, Shakespearean even
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113975 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:19 am to
It really is. My first thought was that he was trying to compose a haiku but didn’t understand syllables
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53041 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:19 am to
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Am I actually not a woman?
I was wondering this about you - and even me.

I’m going to throw a hissy fit the next time I find one of my husband’s hairs in the bathtub.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113975 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:21 am to
The mess they make shaving is

And the pee everywhere but in the toilet problem is obviously not as bad as hair in the shower.
Posted by CatSquirrel
Southaven, Ms
Member since Sep 2012
175 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:22 am to
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I learned that it's really enjoyable to see and touch big soft jiggly boobs every single morning and night of my life, which i've been able to do for the last 24 years.


Don’t you think you might want to lose some weight?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113975 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:25 am to
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Don’t you think you might want to lose some weight?


Are you also sharing Liz’s kitchen counter computer?

That house is getting full.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:27 am to
Choose your chores carefully.

The first one to do a particular task (e.g., taking trash to the curb, unloading the dishwasher, changing the toilet paper roll, making the bed, cleaning the coffee maker) will probably be the only one for the duration.

Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53433 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:30 am to
My husband does not order the toilet paper so I would think he doesn't monitor my usage. We use seperate bathrooms most of the time.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53041 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:31 am to
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The mess they make shaving is
oh my gosh yes, that’s why when I designed our house - I designed a room just for him to shave
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51482 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:33 am to
A few years back it was me, my wife and 2 daughters. I just buy the biggest mega pack of TP I can get at Costco. TP is the least of my worries.

Them tearing up vehicles, popping tires etc has been way more expensive
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:34 am
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