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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:36 am to ewilliams000
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:36 am to ewilliams000
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poring

Plenty of women are grammar Nazis, too
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:37 am to thegreatboudini
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I learned that making a big pot of jambalaya/gumbo/red beans/spaghetti on Sunday night and portioning it up for lunch and dinners throughout the week made me a sick piece of shite in her eyes.
They really hate any effort to save money. I mean, just eats their asses alive.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:38 am to Gee Grenouille
That they are absolutely terrible at loading the dishwasher in a way that has any semblance of order.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 10:39 am to cbree88
Toilet paper usage skyrocketed
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:01 am to GreenRockTiger
You should’ve quoted it so he continued to look like an idiot
But that was very nice of you to point it out
It looks like that was the only thing he fixed in that post, though. Maybe you should point out the rest.

But that was very nice of you to point it out

It looks like that was the only thing he fixed in that post, though. Maybe you should point out the rest.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:02 am
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:06 am to Loup
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I walk in the house with it and say "where do you want me to put this so you can clean it?"
Is this what you actually said?
If so, I think you may be missing the problem.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:10 am to Kcrad
Yes!! There’s no reason to make your hand into a TP mitten!
Also 2nd that they’re slobs & they don’t know how to turn the light out when leaving a room.
Also 2nd that they’re slobs & they don’t know how to turn the light out when leaving a room.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:11 am to cbree88
Where does all the toilet paper go
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:14 am to thegreatboudini
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I learned that making a big pot of jambalaya/gumbo/red beans/spaghetti on Sunday night and portioning it up for lunch and dinners throughout the week made me a sick piece of shite in her eyes.
Wait what?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:15 am to SlowFlowPro
Right? I do that because I get home late and if I don’t have something ready to go I’ll just drink dinner.
Am I actually not a woman?
Am I actually not a woman?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:16 am to Aspercel
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Caught my wife pouring gasoline in oil spout while engine off but scalding hot. With luck
No flames
Erupted.. could have had a real fiery situation. She begged me not to tell anybody so I didn't.
If you read it with the line breaks - it’s almost poetic, Shakespearean even
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:19 am to GreenRockTiger
It really is. My first thought was that he was trying to compose a haiku but didn’t understand syllables 

Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:19 am to Aspercel
quote:I was wondering this about you - and even me.
Am I actually not a woman?
I’m going to throw a hissy fit the next time I find one of my husband’s hairs in the bathtub.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:21 am to GreenRockTiger
The mess they make shaving is
And the pee everywhere but in the toilet problem is obviously not as bad as hair in the shower.

And the pee everywhere but in the toilet problem is obviously not as bad as hair in the shower.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:22 am to TeddyPadillac
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I learned that it's really enjoyable to see and touch big soft jiggly boobs every single morning and night of my life, which i've been able to do for the last 24 years.
Don’t you think you might want to lose some weight?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:25 am to CatSquirrel
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Don’t you think you might want to lose some weight?
Are you also sharing Liz’s kitchen counter computer?

That house is getting full.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:27 am to cbree88
Choose your chores carefully.
The first one to do a particular task (e.g., taking trash to the curb, unloading the dishwasher, changing the toilet paper roll, making the bed, cleaning the coffee maker) will probably be the only one for the duration.
The first one to do a particular task (e.g., taking trash to the curb, unloading the dishwasher, changing the toilet paper roll, making the bed, cleaning the coffee maker) will probably be the only one for the duration.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:30 am to Aspercel
My husband does not order the toilet paper so I would think he doesn't monitor my usage. We use seperate bathrooms most of the time.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:31 am to Aspercel
quote:oh my gosh yes, that’s why when I designed our house - I designed a room just for him to shave
The mess they make shaving is
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:33 am to madamsquirrel
A few years back it was me, my wife and 2 daughters. I just buy the biggest mega pack of TP I can get at Costco. TP is the least of my worries.
Them tearing up vehicles, popping tires etc has been way more expensive
Them tearing up vehicles, popping tires etc has been way more expensive

This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:34 am
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