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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:56 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:56 pm to DesScorp
I have two teenage daughters that share a bathroom. It is the most disgusting room I’ve ever seen. We make them clean it it’s so bad. I won’t touch that room until they move out and then I’m going to hire someone to deep clean it.
And they will do anything to avoid the weekly mandatory cleaning. We have to check behind them to make sure they aren’t lying about cleaning it. It’s bizarre.
And they will do anything to avoid the weekly mandatory cleaning. We have to check behind them to make sure they aren’t lying about cleaning it. It’s bizarre.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 4:37 pm
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:44 pm to UltimaParadox
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TP consumption will go up massively.
And somehow it goes up exponentially based on how many women are living in the household.
This is truth. A few weeks ago my wife and her 32 yr. old daughter, who lives with us, took off for a week to Hot Springs, AR.
While they were gone I had one of those large rolls of Charmin last me 6 days. When they are both here, we blow through a 30 pack of large Charmin Rolls in 20-22 days.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:46 pm to DesScorp
quote:that’s weird bc my son says that it’s the men’s bathrooms that are disgusting at work
it was always the womens bathrooms that were disgusting.
Someone has to have explosive diarrhea in the urinal
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:50 pm to titmouse
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They don't intuitively know how to load a dishwasher.
Or a drainboard if they wash dishes by hand. My wife can make the large drainboard we have look like a tenement building when only washing 6 small dishes. To look at the drainboard you'd think we had 4 guests eating a 5 course meal.
And it's in the genes as her daughter can do the same thing.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:36 pm to cbree88
I’m freakishly weird and don’t like my hair everywhere. I only brush in the bathroom and I keep a swiffer in there .. I swiffer every morning after I brush/blowdry/style.
Who wants that tracked all over the house?? Gross.
Who wants that tracked all over the house?? Gross.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 5:50 pm to tiger91
I am just reading this thread
LOL
Look, y’all claim to want to eat their arse and at the same time complain about hygiene.
lol
Imma not on the arse eating pain train.
If your only complaints is some mess that will eventually get cleaned up and buying some extra toilet paper I’d say you have it made and enjoy it.
LOL
Look, y’all claim to want to eat their arse and at the same time complain about hygiene.
lol
Imma not on the arse eating pain train.
If your only complaints is some mess that will eventually get cleaned up and buying some extra toilet paper I’d say you have it made and enjoy it.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:07 pm to Joe_Dirte
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I just cleaned out 4 dirty brushes stuffed in a ziplock from my outside fridge. I didn’t even know this was a thing. I’ve never painted and not cleaned my brush. Is this something they learned on Pinterest
I'd never seen that before either but it'd been in my beer fridge for 3 months
Posted on 7/15/24 at 6:20 pm to cbree88
Their shits smell way worse than anything I’ve smelt in a mens restroom.
Not those of my wife, but certainly everyone I lived with prior to her.
Not those of my wife, but certainly everyone I lived with prior to her.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:02 pm to MyRockstarComplex
skid marks in their underwear just like guys do
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:09 pm to UltimaParadox
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TP consumption will go up massively. And somehow it goes up exponentially based on how many women are living in the household.
Do their snatches eat that stuff? Good grief, we are always running out of it.
I have to make sure we don’t run out or they think it’s ok to use a heavy duty paper towel and then I’ve got to deal with unclogging the sewer line.
And leaving the toilet lid down, how dumb or lazy does one have to be that this would be an issue.
This is why we have so many gay dudes in the world I guess. I’d prefer to just live by myself.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:17 pm to Aspercel
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And the way the majority hate women yet are still married to them is very, very strange. Seems like they shouldn’t have bothered
Having a strong opinion of what you were raised to think was acceptable in a women’s behavior doesn’t mean men hate women. We adore women so much we don’t want them to have to have to do the things that we have to do.
Also, most husbands would die for their wives. That cannot be historically said for women especially if given the option.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:20 pm to jizzle6609
If you read the OT you definitely come away with the impression that most men here hate their wives. There are at least 3 threads a day on it 
Please explain what things you “have” to do since you adore women so much.
Also… how do you explain the large percentage of men who leave their wives when they get a cancer diagnoses or terminal disease? Women don’t do that.
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We adore women so much we don’t want them to have to have to do the things that we have to do.
Please explain what things you “have” to do since you adore women so much.
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Also, most husbands would die for their wives. That cannot be historically said for women especially if given the option.
Also… how do you explain the large percentage of men who leave their wives when they get a cancer diagnoses or terminal disease? Women don’t do that.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:23 pm to CatSquirrel
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I learned that it's really enjoyable to see and touch big soft jiggly boobs every single morning and night of my life, which i've been able to do for the last 24 years.
With all the dudes not getting any vageen anymore it’s severely hurt mental health.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:26 pm to jizzle6609
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Also, most husbands would die for their wives. That cannot be historically said for women especially if given the option.
We’re gonna need you to show your work here. You know, ‘cause we have smaller brains and all.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:26 pm to Aspercel
Naw I don’t think most hate their wives. We just communicate differently.
Every dude that makes it to 55-60 has had a women in their lives lol.
Every dude that makes it to 55-60 has had a women in their lives lol.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:27 pm to Bayou
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skid marks in their underwear just like guys do
Some of you motherfrickers really need to invest in a bidet...
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:27 pm to Slagathor
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cause we have smaller brains and all.
Not smaller, used differently.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:27 pm to jizzle6609
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We just communicate differently.
By this do you mean not at all?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:31 pm to jizzle6609
quote:any dude that’s been born is born of a women
Every dude that makes it to 55-60 has had a women in their lives lol.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 7:33 pm to GreenRockTiger
That just blew my used differently mind
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