re: What commercial pisses you off the most?

The ones that come on YouTube.

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How has nobody said this?

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1. This teapot commercial makes no sense. It took me a gazillion times to figure out it was about being a Dad. I thought it was about a dude too lazy to go to work while his wife was out having to deliver the mail. Since 99% of the time it's on during football games and I'm usually drunk then, it took me a while. I watched it sober and finally figured it out all. Still it sucks though.

2. Sonic guys. I'm just so sick of them.

3. Flo

4. iPad girl. I'm like I have one of those, and I can't make it do any of that shite without getting my daughter (who looks like a real girl btw) to show me.

It seems to me that advertising agencies are either trying to be too cute or too snarky to actually sell stuff. If I were in advertising, here's what I would do:

1. Have a dude - true Alfa - look at the camera and say, "Hey any of you Dads out there that don't pay child support or do shite with your kids, get up off your arse and do something with them. Your ex old lady won't let you? Go get a fricking lawyer!"

2. Have Flo more subdued look at the camera and say, buy Whatever Insurance we sell. It's the cheapest!

3. Have teenagers and broke college kids sitting on the tables behind Sonic videoing people fighting, turn to the camera and say, Sonic is not just for kids fighting, they have like a shite load of menu items and they are cheap and fast.

4. iPad should just slowly show folks how to do that shite and why it is necessary. Otherwise just show us how to check email and watch football games on it. I don't need a split screen unless it will let me watch 2 games at once.

Oh yeah. That one sucks so bad.

Such a dumb song to pick too, easily E40s worst "hit".

This auction addicted bitch,

. and this one with a cold so bad she can barely say dot com,

Any radio commercial that has a siren in it. Should be outlawed. They get me every time.

This time of year, those stupid car commercials...December to Remember, Winter Sales Event, etc.

Dr. Pepper commercials with Larry Culpepper

Locally, the injury lawyer commercials...Dudley Debosier, Gordon, Payton Murphy, Morris Bart..just all of them.

Doesn't piss me off but the Fast Tax commercial is pure gold!

I got rid of SiriusXM because of the 1-877-Kars-4-kids commercials on the news stations.

The Chik-fil-a song drives me nuts.
What's a computer
The My Pillow guy
Chevy trucks

My favorite:
Subaru new boyfriend/dog/road trip

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One of the things I respect about their commercials is the fact they don't mention dollar amounts like the rest of them.

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Overall, they operate like Morris Bart.....settle if you can, but if you have to sue someone, and someone recommends James Peltier, you could do worse. James is a very competent attorney.