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re: What awkward office moments have you had recently?

Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19955 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:31 pm to
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to show her a pic of a construction site


Were you showing her an erect crane?
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5186 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:20 pm to
not recently, but i was hungover and microwaved ramen noodles but forgot to put the water in...the whole office stunk for like 3 days...and i added some cayenne pepper so people's eyes were burning too...so that was pretty awkard
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36508 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:24 pm to
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Sent the PO to my end user so he could see how much I bought it for and how much I stuck him:(


I've done this. It is oh-so-easy to do in the e-mail age.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:28 pm to
A female coworker was giving me the signals for a few weeks. One day she went downstairs to the basement to pick up an order and I went to help. She was looking really good and nobody else was down there. What started out as an accidental touching of her arse and an awkward apology ended with her being balls deep in my arse.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:30 pm to
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What started out as an accidental touching of her arse and an awkward apology ended with her being balls deep in my arse.

A tranny huh? Did it hurt?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:31 pm to
Only after it was over and she ignored my texts.
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14569 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:31 pm to
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I've done this. It is oh-so-easy to do in the e-mail age.


I’ve only done it once and was so mortified that I triple check every time I send a po to a vendor and an order acknowledgement to a customer.

All the customer said back was “nice”
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6185 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:32 pm to
Not awkward for me, but had to go to office after flying home from seeing customers. Morning flight so I was traveling in shorts, polo shirt, tennis shoes. Now my legs, while tone and tanned have very little, and unnoticeable hair on them. Waiting on meeting with CEO and the CFO and head of HR come to say hello and look at my legs and the CFO ask if I wax my legs. We are standing outside of office workers cubes (thank God I work from home when not traveling) and I say no, then direct a question to the HR lady and another lady sitting close by if they "waxed". I got a chuckle from all in "cube city" , as we call it, and the CFO and HR started crawfishing quickly. Cube city loves it when I come to office and break up the monotony in their pitiful work life/schedules.
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:33 pm to
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and the CFO and HR started crawfishing quickly.

Well they asked for it
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:38 pm to
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Came in to a meeting one morning in which I was to present...and promptly realized I had forgotten my computer at home.

Yeah, that was a real walk of shame down to my car in the parking deck.




You need a computer to work at Wendy's?
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
783 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:10 pm to
Opened a Darth thread on my cell. Girl sitting next to me leans over and asks what I was looking at. Told her some perv on this LSU site always posts hot girl threads lol.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4231 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:12 pm to
We had an intern meet and greet last week and I introduced myself and welcomed an R&D guy who has been with the company for 3yrs. Never seen him before and I've manged to run into him twice a day since then.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:17 pm to
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Opened a Darth thread on my cell. Girl sitting next to me leans over and asks what I was looking at. Told her some perv on this LSU site always posts hot girl threads lol.



She was trying to initiate the conversation so she could tell you she was into girls and wanted a threesome. Congratulations on cock blocking yourself.
Posted by CQQ
Member since Feb 2006
17048 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:50 pm to
My boss is retiring in 2 weeks. New boss started Monday. He was going through orientation all morning so I didn't know when I'd meet him.

Had a sunburn on my shoulders from the previous weekend. Got some cocoa butter lotion from my co-worker, unbutton my 2 buttons on my polo and start rubbing my shoulders down with this God awful smelling lotion.

As soon as I'm rubbing myself down, he walks in to introduce himself and shake my cocoa butter hand.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:52 pm to
I farted in the kitchen at work and some girl walked in. She made a weird face when she smelled it. I just looked the other way and tried to ignore the situation.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22219 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:59 pm to
My boss was working on payroll and went to send the spreadsheet to the managing partner. She accidently clicked the "All Office" and proceeded to send the payroll report to the entire firm.

Needless to say within a week we lost our abilities to have set group e-mails.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:59 pm to
Kinda cliche as far as awkward moments go. Did the whole run into someone you haven’t seen in a long time in the store and talk for about 10 minutes. Then kept walking by them over and over and over till we got to the point of just not even acknowledging each other.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:00 pm to
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I farted in the kitchen at work and some girl walked in. She made a weird face when she smelled it. I just looked the other way and tried to ignore the situation.

The worst is when someone in the office destroys a one seater and I walk in afterwards, take a quick leak and as I'm exiting some office chick is walking in

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76087 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:19 pm to
Last year I was walking to my car around back and there were a bunch of cops and an ambulance. Two of my coworkers were standing there, I quip "well this ain't good "

One of them, who had just unsuccessfully performed cpr on a corpse (I didn't know at the time), said "contractor fell off a ladder, he died".

I was like "oh that's horrible, well, I gotta run, looks like yall got this handled " and I really did feel bad, but I had to pick up my kid from daycare wife was working late.

I realized on the way home how callous and selfish I came across, texted them back saying I just had to pick up my kid and drop him off and I could come back, but they texted back "we good ".

Things haven't been the same since.

Posted by bigblake
Member since Jun 2011
2622 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:31 pm to
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