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re: What are your favorite "one liners"?

Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
62920 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:51 pm to
"I used to frick guys like you in prison."
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11939 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:51 pm to
If there’s grass on the infield, then play ball.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:56 pm to
New one I picked up today stolen from an Instagram guy

“Honey if God didn’t want you in the kitchen then why’d he build you with the ability to produce milk and eggs?”
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75700 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:57 pm to
"I used to frick guys like you in prison"
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

JTM72
= Michael Scott
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100332 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:00 pm to
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14912 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:05 pm to
If you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42919 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:15 pm to
You really can’t beat “Smooth move Ex Lax.”
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72991 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:20 pm to
"Women... can't live withem', ...... pass the beer nuts wouldya Sammy?"

-Cliff in Cheers
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72991 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:20 pm to
Whenever I sneeze in a meeting - "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshite"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72991 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:22 pm to
"Nice hat. Does it come with a free bowl of soup?"
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61535 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:26 pm to
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14533 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:28 pm to
"Is a pig's arse pork?"

"Is The Pope Catholic?"

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."



Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:30 pm to
Tight like mosquito pussy
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:34 pm to
"Look at the turd cutter on that one"

When a girl with a nice arse is near by.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9764 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:57 pm to
"I'm 56 years YOUNG"
Posted by OsTiger78
Ocean Springs, Ms.
Member since Aug 2019
878 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:57 pm to
“I’m your huckleberry”

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“Now that’s a tasty burger”

“Dillon!!! You son of a b**ch”
Posted by OsTiger78
Ocean Springs, Ms.
Member since Aug 2019
878 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 2:01 pm to
"I used to frick guys like you in prison."


Wesley !!!! Wesley !!!!
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33374 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 2:05 pm to
Ok,Karen
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