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What are your Apocalypse plans?
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:20 pm
What is everybody’s plan once this stuff destroys civilization?
Myself and a few friends and family will be creating a new kingdom. Our core group of leaders include 2 doctors, multiple members of the military and law enforcement and 1 pharmacist. (Our population will start out with others in those professions but everybody can’t have authority). Each of those plus myself and a few others will be the key leaders of the tribe.
I of course will be the King of this land. I’ve yet to inform them all of that minor detail but they will come around when I do.
In the beginning, my Kingdom will be everything within about 50 miles radius of our location. We will expand accordingly.
We have a pharmacist that has a few stores. Farmers that farm large areas. We have a large amount of cattle and horses. Every man is a hunter and is well stocked. Plenty of the women are nurses and teachers.
Our school system will concentrate mainly of farming, hunting, fishing, wood working and the manufacturing of supplies needed like fishing equipment, bows, arrows and other essential items.
Pretty much teaching the kids to work and will be learning on the job.
Slavery will unfortunately be a necessity. Before I’m called a racist, all races will be enslaved. It just depends on who is available.
We will cull our population just like the cattle.
Most of the posters here will be under my rule within 2 years. Just giving y’all a heads up. There won’t be internet by then so once my horde shows up, all you have to do is give the password.
I declare myself a loyal subject to the Great Soup Sammich.
After that, you will be taught the proper way to address me and my true name and titles.
Bend the knee and prove yourself worthy or be met with a terrible end.
Myself and a few friends and family will be creating a new kingdom. Our core group of leaders include 2 doctors, multiple members of the military and law enforcement and 1 pharmacist. (Our population will start out with others in those professions but everybody can’t have authority). Each of those plus myself and a few others will be the key leaders of the tribe.
I of course will be the King of this land. I’ve yet to inform them all of that minor detail but they will come around when I do.
In the beginning, my Kingdom will be everything within about 50 miles radius of our location. We will expand accordingly.
We have a pharmacist that has a few stores. Farmers that farm large areas. We have a large amount of cattle and horses. Every man is a hunter and is well stocked. Plenty of the women are nurses and teachers.
Our school system will concentrate mainly of farming, hunting, fishing, wood working and the manufacturing of supplies needed like fishing equipment, bows, arrows and other essential items.
Pretty much teaching the kids to work and will be learning on the job.
Slavery will unfortunately be a necessity. Before I’m called a racist, all races will be enslaved. It just depends on who is available.
We will cull our population just like the cattle.
Most of the posters here will be under my rule within 2 years. Just giving y’all a heads up. There won’t be internet by then so once my horde shows up, all you have to do is give the password.
I declare myself a loyal subject to the Great Soup Sammich.
After that, you will be taught the proper way to address me and my true name and titles.
Bend the knee and prove yourself worthy or be met with a terrible end.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:22 pm to Soup Sammich
I’m fine with any Apocalypse scenario where we still have live sports
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:23 pm to Soup Sammich
My porch, a pile of cocaine, several bottles of liquor, and time.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:27 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Rape and pillage
In which order? I think you should pillage then rape.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:29 pm to dawgfan24348
That fake arse tiger ain't gonna do shite.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:30 pm to Soup Sammich
Need a bard?
I’ll tell you a tale of the sandwich of soup,
He went on the site Named after tiger poop,
Proclaimed in the madness of Covid-19,
He’d set up a kingdom for him and his queen,
He bragged of his readiness and his supplies,
And that declaration would bring his demise,
A ripe little target of soldiers and rakes,
In this new Armageddon you’ll get what you take.
I’ll tell you a tale of the sandwich of soup,
He went on the site Named after tiger poop,
Proclaimed in the madness of Covid-19,
He’d set up a kingdom for him and his queen,
He bragged of his readiness and his supplies,
And that declaration would bring his demise,
A ripe little target of soldiers and rakes,
In this new Armageddon you’ll get what you take.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:30 pm to Soup Sammich
Your kingdom will be my band of renegades first target..
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:31 pm to Soup Sammich
I'm just gonna hang out with my wife and the cat. We will shoot anyone that tries to frick with us. I am available to drive a War Rig to Gas Town or the Bullet Farm, if needed.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:31 pm to AUriptide
quote:
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Yeah, yeah. Settle down.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:33 pm to Soup Sammich
I'm going with Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Darryl, Tyreese etc and living in a prison
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:34 pm to cardswinagain
quote:
I'm going with Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Darryl, Tyreese etc and living in a prison
Most of those people are dead now....
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:37 pm to Soup Sammich
I'm In the perfect locale. Catch fish and eat crab, grow some stuff in a greenhouse.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:44 pm to Soup Sammich
I have five words for all you badass wannabe’s:
Walk away. Just walk away.
Walk away. Just walk away.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:45 pm to Soup Sammich
Going float a river somewhere.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:46 pm to LongueCarabine
quote:
Walk away. Just walk away.
I'm going to ride away on that guy's tiger if it is okay with you.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:47 pm to Soup Sammich
I claim the right of prima nocta
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:49 pm to Soup Sammich
I’ll be with Kurtz and Colby about fifty kliks past the Do Long Bridge on the Nung River.
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