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What are your Apocalypse plans?

Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:20 pm
What is everybody’s plan once this stuff destroys civilization?

Myself and a few friends and family will be creating a new kingdom. Our core group of leaders include 2 doctors, multiple members of the military and law enforcement and 1 pharmacist. (Our population will start out with others in those professions but everybody can’t have authority). Each of those plus myself and a few others will be the key leaders of the tribe.
I of course will be the King of this land. I’ve yet to inform them all of that minor detail but they will come around when I do.
In the beginning, my Kingdom will be everything within about 50 miles radius of our location. We will expand accordingly.

We have a pharmacist that has a few stores. Farmers that farm large areas. We have a large amount of cattle and horses. Every man is a hunter and is well stocked. Plenty of the women are nurses and teachers.

Our school system will concentrate mainly of farming, hunting, fishing, wood working and the manufacturing of supplies needed like fishing equipment, bows, arrows and other essential items.
Pretty much teaching the kids to work and will be learning on the job.

Slavery will unfortunately be a necessity. Before I’m called a racist, all races will be enslaved. It just depends on who is available.

We will cull our population just like the cattle.

Most of the posters here will be under my rule within 2 years. Just giving y’all a heads up. There won’t be internet by then so once my horde shows up, all you have to do is give the password.
I declare myself a loyal subject to the Great Soup Sammich.
After that, you will be taught the proper way to address me and my true name and titles.

Bend the knee and prove yourself worthy or be met with a terrible end.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14034 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:22 pm to
I’m fine with any Apocalypse scenario where we still have live sports
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:23 pm to
My porch, a pile of cocaine, several bottles of liquor, and time.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:25 pm to
Rape and pillage
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7093 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:26 pm to
2 chicks, same time.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:27 pm to
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Rape and pillage

In which order? I think you should pillage then rape.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49231 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:29 pm to
That fake arse tiger ain't gonna do shite.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123925 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:30 pm to
Need a bard?

I’ll tell you a tale of the sandwich of soup,
He went on the site Named after tiger poop,
Proclaimed in the madness of Covid-19,
He’d set up a kingdom for him and his queen,

He bragged of his readiness and his supplies,
And that declaration would bring his demise,
A ripe little target of soldiers and rakes,
In this new Armageddon you’ll get what you take.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 5:02 pm
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:30 pm to
Your kingdom will be my band of renegades first target..

"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22143 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:31 pm to
I'm just gonna hang out with my wife and the cat. We will shoot anyone that tries to frick with us. I am available to drive a War Rig to Gas Town or the Bullet Farm, if needed.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:31 pm to
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"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"



Yeah, yeah. Settle down.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11870 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:33 pm to
I'm going with Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Darryl, Tyreese etc and living in a prison
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:34 pm to
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I'm going with Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Darryl, Tyreese etc and living in a prison


Most of those people are dead now....
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259921 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:37 pm to
I'm In the perfect locale. Catch fish and eat crab, grow some stuff in a greenhouse.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:44 pm to
I have five words for all you badass wannabe’s:

Walk away. Just walk away.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:45 pm to
Going float a river somewhere.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53571 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:46 pm to
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Walk away. Just walk away.

I'm going to ride away on that guy's tiger if it is okay with you.
Posted by bakalaka
Member since May 2012
14 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:47 pm to
I claim the right of prima nocta
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:49 pm to
I’ll be with Kurtz and Colby about fifty kliks past the Do Long Bridge on the Nung River.



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