re: What are you getting your wives for Christmas?

Two rubber gloves and a scrub brush, it's called a dish washer once assembled.

My big cock. She loves it. She dreams of my big cock.

50 Shades of Gray starter kit.

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I’ve had this family portrait matted and framed for each of them-

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Handsome women.

My friend J just texted me and asked me to ask you where she, I mean someone might find that kit?

You’re a good husband

That’s a big and long dildo

I’ll send you the link.

Is it a musical? If so, get ready for your reward. If it’s not a musical with subliminal messages, go get drunk

Have no idea. I think it is a play. I know absolutely nothing about the storyline, so will be gazing off into space the whole time. I am in it for all the other tourist traps. First time to New York, so will hit up Central Park, Times Square, look for floaters in the Hudson River, etc.