re: What are the qualifications for the over 50 board

Posted by rantfan

new iberia la

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:38 pm to Geaux8686

Heard you have to be sporting monster penis just to be voted on

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Posted by dat yat

Chef Pass

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Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:47 pm to Geaux8686

Comparing your colon to a whistle is just wrong.
You should know that by now.

Posted by Geaux8686

Location Location

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Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:51 pm to rantfan

quote:
Heard you have to be sporting monster penis just to be voted on

Well I'm out.

Posted by Geaux8686

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:43 am to Tiger Bawlz

One bump and one bump only, aye Captain.

Posted by Tiger 79

The Original Tiger 79

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 7:47 am to Geaux8686

Its over 50 and a member since 2013.....

Posted by cajunangelle

Member since Oct 2012

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:12 pm to Geaux8686

Mail in a grey pube.

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:22 pm to Geaux8686

There's a lot of talk about weather and those damn kids with their rap music,,
"Music? I don't hear no music"

and we worry about our lawn and Dorothy has a weekly nude pic thread

where most of us talk about what might have done with that when we could get an erection

Posted by jmcs68

Member since Sep 2012

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:33 pm to OWLFAN86

Not quite 50 but I want in.

Posted by Jim Rockford

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:35 pm to East Coast Band

quote:
You must post your details of your most recent colonoscopy.

I chuckled uncomfortably.

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:37 pm to jmcs68

quote:
but I want in.

you let me in

I'll let you in

Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX

Bayonne, NJ

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:48 pm to OWLFAN86

Rules. No saying baw. Thats fot 12 year olds. Take swolt away whatever that is

Posted by ByteMe

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:51 pm to RummelTiger

quote:
Please, he could never catch me.

If he could, he would probably eat you.

Posted by Skillet

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:53 pm to Geaux8686

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:53 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX

quote:
Rules. No saying baw. Thats fot 12 year olds. Take swolt away whatever that is

quote:
JEAUXBLEAUX

frick you,, thanks to your frighteningly accurate post I feel old for the first fricking time in my life

Posted by ByteMe

Member since Sep 2003

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:55 pm to Geaux8686

quote:
Do you know what admin would know?

Fred...you can usually find him on the food board.

Posted by Napoleon

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:02 pm to Geaux8686

Most of these "boards" are jokes from people with really dry humor.

Sorry.

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Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:08 pm to Napoleon

quote:
Most of these "boards" are jokes from people with really dry humor.

The over -50 board, where the humor is as dry as the vaginas

The over-50 board, the humor is dry the depends are not

The over 50 board,, g'damn Obama and this shite

Posted by Poodlebrain

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Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:09 pm to Geaux8686

If it was up to me you'd get in for having the Machine Head album cover as a signature picture. I saw Deep Purple on tour after the release of Machine Head. The best live performance I ever saw.