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re: What are the qualifications for the over 50 board

Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198173 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:12 pm to
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Tard
you cant proove that
Posted by Chillini
Member since Sep 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:14 pm to
Have to be a baby boomer and frick up everything for future generations then blame them for everything too.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:14 pm to
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Most of these "boards" are jokes from people with really dry humor.


Most of the funny shite from these "boards" are unintentional.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:15 pm to
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What are the qualifications for the over 50 board


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Heard you have to be sporting monster penis just to be voted on


Fancy way of saying the prerequisite is viagra use
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:31 pm to
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quote:



Most of the funny shite from these "boards" are unintentional.


Stuff just comes out, reading it back later,, it is kinda funny,, wouldn't have been pre-spittle, etc. days though.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:48 pm to
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Fancy way of saying the prerequisite is viagra use


Viagra is the main sponsor of the board. We get a 50% discount, which means I get to frick twice as much for the same price. It also makes the sex better when you are in the middle of it and realize that the sex is only costing you $15, instead of $30
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:50 pm to
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It also makes the sex better when you are in the middle of it and realize that the sex is only costing you $15, instead of $30


So.. you have to be jewish too then?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59581 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:53 pm to
I believed everything in your post until I got to the "which means" part after that sounded like a bunch of bs.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:04 pm to
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I believed everything in your post until I got to the "which means" part after that sounded like a bunch of bs.


When I say that I get to frick twice as much, that doesn't mean that I actually do. With the discount, I've accumulated enough pills to have sex every day until I'm 160 yrs old. At the rate I'm going, I might use 20 before I die.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
19670 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:20 pm to
Admins don't get laid?!?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127623 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:24 pm to
First rule of Over Fifty board...

Seriously, Help Board. Petition Chicken for entry. Too easy.

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59581 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:38 pm to


You want to unload some of that access you let me know.
I got good beer you got the blue pills. Or are they purple I forget?


Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 1:49 am to
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Admins don't get laid?!?


We usually just get spit on.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 2:14 am to
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You want to unload some of that access you let me know.


Sure...$40 per pill or $95 for two.


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I got good beer you got the blue pills. Or are they purple I forget?


Blue. If they were purple, it would make me extra hard...but it would be a moot point. It sucks walking around with a $15-$30 hardon and your wife tells you to get that thing away from her. You know your life sucks when you waste $15-$30 just to jack-off. That is money that I could have used for a divorce attorney.
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