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What are the pitfalls of dating/marrying a Latina?

Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:41 pm
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10702 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:41 pm
Obviously, they’re all crazy. But what are the things you really need to look out for? Will they stab you? Will they take all your money? Or just break your heart and leave you with bruises?

I’m in an unnamed Latin country right now… and the scenery is very nice.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3506 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:41 pm to
Latinas are the most passionate lovers and fighters on this planet
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5288 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:42 pm to
white women are the fricking worst

doe eyed, big bootied, sexualized latinas are where its at.

family oriented whores. angels on earth.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36219 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:42 pm to
She’s wise?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
60885 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Latinas are the most passionate lovers and fighters on this planet


This. If you can stand the passion during their mad spells , you are golden
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130027 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:44 pm to
4 wheelers, lawn mowers, unfinished pond art, shiatsu's, and oil drums in your front yard for starters.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
87003 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Will they stab you? Will they take all your money? Or just break your heart and leave you with bruises?


All of this if you get caught cheating
Or if you end up being a weak male

They cook, clean, and frick like crazy
Great mothers and can teach your kid Spanish

Just make sure you stay away from Colombians if possible
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188568 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:45 pm to
the stabbing
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
845 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Obviously, they’re all crazy. But what are the things you really need to look out for?


If you piss them off, sleep with one eye open!

Other than that, best pussy you've ever had.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
99810 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:51 pm to
I don’t like to be yelled at al the time. frick that.
Posted by PublixSubs
Maine
Member since Sep 2015
907 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

stay away from Colombians


This. I can speak from a past experience. She was extremely loyal, if I had gotten in to a fight, she’d have my back over most of my buddies, but when shite hit the fan w/ our relationship I legit feared for my life.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117019 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:52 pm to
Rich coming from a fat KY redneck
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3516 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:52 pm to
From my experience they disproportionately enjoy(ask for) anal over white chicks.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36277 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:52 pm to
Sex is CRAZY. They WILL cut you for the slightest mistake you make.
Posted by beauxgy
LA
Member since Feb 2007
3822 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:53 pm to
Hearing them speak.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
30904 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:56 pm to
I work with many of my latino brothers and we've had some in depth conversations on latino women

Like others said, big difference from Mexican to Columbian, etc.

Mexican women are very loyal. They want to stay home and do everything- clean, cook, f*ck, take care of the kids, etc.

The downside is they can get fat quickly eating their own cuisine.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70013 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:57 pm to
Generalization here but they have a preponderance to become gordo with age.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

What are the pitfalls of dating/marrying a Latina?


the way they break up with guys is they either stab you or they cut your penis off, the cray cray runs very high in that demographic
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
18335 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:58 pm to
Depends if you like close knit family because they will be apart of everything you do. Latina are very family oriented and dont hide anything, they are very close with their whole family typically.
Posted by ducktale
Member since Sep 2021
1531 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:00 pm to
I would assume that once you marry you will be responsible for helping the extended family migrate in.
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