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re: What are the most cliche things you've seen by a specific job type?
Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:30 am to DawgGONIT
Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:30 am to DawgGONIT
Another cool story about meth.....at this big shop we had this paint booth with fully shut doors and a big vent at the back end to suck everything through it. Well the painter would go in there routinely and paint with no mask on. I've seen him come out and talk and still see some paint come out his mouth. What a fricking retard. Plus they found a meth pipe (very different than a weed/tobacco pipe) in a jar in the paint booth that was his. Those meth heads 
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:30 am to CHEDBALLZ
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Cooks, like to smoke that debbils lettuce
Makes the food taste better, so maybe it makes them cook it better too.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:37 am to Snoopy04
oilfield company man with a god complex, usually on the take and open to most kinds of shenanigans. And of course F250+
Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:42 am to TDcline
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Engineers...
Going out of their way to let people know they’re an engineer...
So true
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:00 am to Snoopy04
Super liberal professors.
Runs at a rate of about 90%, I reckon.
Runs at a rate of about 90%, I reckon.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:02 am to Snoopy04
Software engineers always think the last software engineer was a moron and try to rework code that was already paid for. Or they don’t like the language used and want to replace it.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:59 am to Snoopy04
In the 90’s like every female teacher wore denim dresses with pins all over them.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:59 am to Tyga Woods
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guy from the crew that painted my house was just arrested for cooking meth
Can't imagine he has many brain cells left between the paint fumes and meth lab fumes
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:18 am to DawgGONIT
If you're a farmer always hire meth heads/crack heads during harvest season. They can drive a tractor/combine or grain trucks 18-20 hours a day and not fall asleep
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:30 am to Snoopy04
I don't know about "funny", but all nurses have really good pussy 
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:32 pm to Snoopy04
The "typical" car salesmen:
Bluetooth ear piece
Golf style polo shirt
Pleated khakis
Pharmaceutical sales: Hot chicks
Bluetooth ear piece
Golf style polo shirt
Pleated khakis
Pharmaceutical sales: Hot chicks
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:39 pm to Tear It Up
underwater welders tend to be a crazy bunch
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:43 pm to Snoopy04
I don't think I've ever met a dealer that didn't smoke.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:45 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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Cooks, like to smoke that debbils lettuce
In the walk in deep freezer. Have to have a really good nose to smell it in there.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:53 pm to Snoopy04
I used to be an EMT and we got a call one day that a guy had fallen off of a roof. Well it was a two story apartment building and where he fell off the ground sloped pretty steep away from the building making the fall around 35-40feet.
The guy was obviously on some sort of speed and basically took a dive and put both arms out straight to break his fall. You can imagine that didnt work. When we get there we dont see him immediately. Supervisor tells us hes around back trying to climb the ladder to get back to work.
The guy was so high, he didnt feel or see his compound fractures sticking out of his skin just above his wrists and was wondering why he couldn't grab the ladder to climb it. So yeah, i think of all roofers as meth heads now
The guy was obviously on some sort of speed and basically took a dive and put both arms out straight to break his fall. You can imagine that didnt work. When we get there we dont see him immediately. Supervisor tells us hes around back trying to climb the ladder to get back to work.
The guy was so high, he didnt feel or see his compound fractures sticking out of his skin just above his wrists and was wondering why he couldn't grab the ladder to climb it. So yeah, i think of all roofers as meth heads now
Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:57 pm to BeerMoney
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Software engineers always think the last software engineer was a moron and try to rework code that was already paid for. Or they don’t like the language used and want to replace it.
Related is the company IT/computer equipment guy.
Always bitching about how people annoy them, set things up wrong, and how management doesn't understand that the company would fall apart without them.
Will also complain about the corporate IT guy at the main office being less knowledgeable
Posted on 1/20/18 at 1:02 pm to deltaland
Attorneys. They would rather tell you their occupation than their name
Posted on 1/20/18 at 1:05 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Attorneys. They would rather tell you their occupation than their name
The bigger problem with attorneys is when they are together they want to talk about work too damn much.
Posted on 1/20/18 at 1:10 pm to Snoopy04
First year bankers buying submariners with their first bonus
Posted on 1/20/18 at 1:11 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
IT Professionals being condescending arrogant assholes.
TigerRagAndrew on here is cliche as it gets.
TigerRagAndrew on here is cliche as it gets.
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