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re: What are the bases of hooking up?

Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:37 am to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132641 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

what would be the infield fly?


It involves a 9 iron and a bucket of ice
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:37 am to
That's what I always thought too. First base kissing, second base grabbing tits, and third base finger banging.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:37 am to
Also, what is a home run off the glove of the right fielder? I.E Auburn to end their season
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:38 am to
1st base - send her a pic of your wiener
2nd base - blowjob
3rd base - secks
Home - PIIHB
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24915 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:38 am to
Haven't considered sex in those terms since Jr. High.
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1803 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:38 am to
I got an over the pants blow job once at a strip club once. What base would that be?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:39 am to
quote:

what would be the infield fly?

when i used to hang out with you
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:39 am to
quote:

I got an over the pants blow job once at a strip club once. What base would that be?


The base where you emptied your wallet for a shitty BJ.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7274 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:39 am to
What are you 12?

French
Finger
Frick
Fist
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 8:41 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132641 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:40 am to
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20377 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I got an over the pants blow job once at a strip club once. What base would that be?



Stealing 3rd but getting into a rundown halfway.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:43 am to
quote:

What are the bases of hooking up? by Cosmo


Jesus. Are you going through your second childhood or something?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

what would be the infield fly?


There's a song about this.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

, what is a home run off the glove of the right fielder? I.E Auburn to end their season




That's when you are in a devil's 3way and the other guy accidentally cums on you.

Soft toss behind the dugout is when you have whiskey dick, but she's drunk too and finally let you piihb
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 8:49 am
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:52 am to
It's different for everyone, I think.

For Trillhog, as an example, it's:

First Base - "please stop"
Second Base - "no, really don't do this"
Third Base - "Someone help me"
Home Run - Tears
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:53 am to
quote:

what would be the infield fly?


A glory hole.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18340 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:57 am to
Are we 13 years old again?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178333 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 9:21 am to
Where do golden showers and her shitting on your chest fall?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:36 am to
Better question is who started the comparison of baseball and sex? Is it because they're both America's favourite pass time?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:38 am to
quote:

1st base - kiss
2nd base - grabbing tits
3rd base - touching cooter
Home run - D in the P
Grand Slam - piihb
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