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re: What are some reasons you decided you couldn't date a girl?
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:20 pm to Tigerfan56
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:20 pm to Tigerfan56
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For me, there's this girl I've been hanging out with lately but we just had a conversation where she told me Legally Blonde is her favorite movie. I didn't know if she was serious or joking, but she went on to tell me how inspiring she thinks the story is. She legitimately views the Reese character as a role model. I decided right then, that we could never have anything serious. And that's a minuscule thing to do but sometimes there's tiny things that you just can't deal with or in my case, signify other issues you don't want to deal with.
Who are you, Jerry Seinfeld?
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Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:22 pm to Old Money
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She was a squirter. It felt like a water balloon was being popped by my crotch and I'm pretty sure it's piss.
I have a good buddy in New Orleans who's a sex therapist. Yeah, it's piss.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:24 pm to Tigerfan56
I've always said that favorite movie is a very good first date question. Tells you a lot.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:36 pm to CourtesyFlusher
Just say something about it. Ask her to trim it.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:50 pm to Tigerfan56
I took one on a date to a decent meal and concert. Kid was obnoxious as all hell. I know his father and he can't even stand the little bastard. Bitch spent most of our road time on the phone talking to her fricking mother. As soon as we came back home and I got in her yard, she bolted out of the car. I will never waste another dime on her. I am sure there is some sonofabitch out there who deserves her. However, it won't be me - that's for goddamned sure.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:27 pm to Godfather1
She had these thumbs...like fat little balls with nails.
I tried to ignore it.
It started to make me nauseous when she wanted to hold hands.
I tried to ignore it.
It started to make me nauseous when she wanted to hold hands.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:29 pm to Godfather1
quote:
I have a good buddy in New Orleans who's a sex therapist. Yeah, it's piss.
Not a fan of it
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:36 pm to Tigerfan56
One guy parked in a handicap spot at the gas station. I don't know why that irked me so bad.
ETA: He was perfectly able-bodied
ETA: He was perfectly able-bodied
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:51 pm to Lee to Toliver
Over, say, 5' 6" tall (and I'm 6' 3").
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:36 am to KBeezy
pretty presumptuous in my opinion.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:50 am to chryso
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She had an outie belly button.
No pooling issue after the shot. Amirite?
Posted on 9/8/15 at 2:38 pm to Tigerfan56
Dated this girl while we were in college. On our first date, I picked her up at her parent's house in Southwind... huge house, full-time maid and cook staff. Her dad was the CEO of one of the largest hospitals in Memphis, I think she even told me that they have a private plane.
The girl was pretty, athletic-plays tennis for her school, very sweet personality...
Anyway, I took her back to her very large and very expensive condo that her parents brought her... on the outside, but inside her place was a freaking pigsty!!
I mean you will have to actually try hard to make a place looked as messy as the state of her condo... trash, paper, used dishes, cups...everywhere.
Her bedroom... you can't see the floor because there were at least 3-4 layers of discarded clothes about 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep covering the entire bedroom floor. She told me that she would buy new outfits, wear them once and if she don't really, really like them she would just leave them on the floor. I didn't have the courage to use her bathroom and had to pee at a gas station afterwards.
Apparently, her mom would send a maid to clean her place every month or so, taking all the trash and clothes to she don't know where... I asked her how long since to maid last cleaned her place, she told me that it had been 3-4 weeks...
Damn...
The girl was pretty, athletic-plays tennis for her school, very sweet personality...
Anyway, I took her back to her very large and very expensive condo that her parents brought her... on the outside, but inside her place was a freaking pigsty!!
I mean you will have to actually try hard to make a place looked as messy as the state of her condo... trash, paper, used dishes, cups...everywhere.
Her bedroom... you can't see the floor because there were at least 3-4 layers of discarded clothes about 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep covering the entire bedroom floor. She told me that she would buy new outfits, wear them once and if she don't really, really like them she would just leave them on the floor. I didn't have the courage to use her bathroom and had to pee at a gas station afterwards.
Apparently, her mom would send a maid to clean her place every month or so, taking all the trash and clothes to she don't know where... I asked her how long since to maid last cleaned her place, she told me that it had been 3-4 weeks...
Damn...
Posted on 9/8/15 at 2:59 pm to Lokistale
Hairy toes
Posted on 9/8/15 at 3:03 pm to redstick13
She looked great in a dimly lit setting but as soon as it got brighter she was horrendous.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 3:05 pm to Tigerfan56
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This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 7:29 am
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:02 pm to Tigerfan56
Well, the first girl's parents and siblings were all fat. she was in great shape and had a great arse, also cool and pretty smart, still too much of a risk.
One girl thought it was horrendous that I had a couple deer and a duck mounted in my living room. I left her with the quickness, only lasted one date anyway so that was an easy decision for me.
Next girl wouldn't put out, and one time she wouldn't let me look off of her quiz. If you can't share then take care.
Next girl had a crazy past and was living in a halfway house. banging body, but that dog wouldn't hunt down the road.
Next girl had the intelligence of a bag of sand, giant tits though so it was fun while it lasted. I just couldn't hold a conversation with her, definite deal breaker.
One girl thought it was horrendous that I had a couple deer and a duck mounted in my living room. I left her with the quickness, only lasted one date anyway so that was an easy decision for me.
Next girl wouldn't put out, and one time she wouldn't let me look off of her quiz. If you can't share then take care.
Next girl had a crazy past and was living in a halfway house. banging body, but that dog wouldn't hunt down the road.
Next girl had the intelligence of a bag of sand, giant tits though so it was fun while it lasted. I just couldn't hold a conversation with her, definite deal breaker.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:17 pm to jimbeam
quote:So, opposite of this?
She looked great in a dimly lit setting but as soon as it got brighter she was horrendous.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 5:02 pm to SirWinston
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Out of the girls I was dating last year, I really liked this one a ton... but she was 32 and that's just not young enough. She's going to be getting old looking in like 8 years (best case) and 4 years (worst case) even though she was fit.
Now I'm dating a girl who is 9 years younger than me and that's a much better fit. Feels like this could last awhile.
Why so many downvotes on this? Bunch of haters.
Y'all just jealous.
(12 years here. Totally worth it.)
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:15 pm to Tigerfan56
She was religious
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:17 pm to Tigerfan56
Smoker
Drinks too much
Facial hair
Drinks too much
Facial hair
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