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re: What animal would you most like to be?

Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20494 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:13 pm to
Poaching not hunting.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17295 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:53 pm to
Pinworm.


In Sierra’s bedroom.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:58 pm to
Sweater puppy.
Posted by Ashwednesday666
Gulf Coast to New Orleans
Member since Dec 2016
152 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:59 pm to

A sheep, because I would LOVE to have sex with a sheep, but they keep running away from me!
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4790 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:22 pm to
Tapir
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33080 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:55 pm to
Pretty sure they use artificial insemination for breeding horses now.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12136 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:56 pm to
Squirrel on LSU's campus
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 7:29 pm to
Lion in an animal reserve
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3088 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:04 pm to
A future Mike the tiger
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8796 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:17 pm to
An Orca whale
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37509 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:18 pm to
Otter
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104119 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:23 pm to
Giant Tortoise.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293348 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:26 pm to
Orca
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
8735 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 12:20 am to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 12:29 am to
I'd like to experience something completely different like being able to fly or swim deep under water.

I'd probably go with a Peregrine falcon.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
940 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 1:17 am to
A male marsupial mouse

no time for post-coital conversation or cuddling
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for two to three weeks, this little lothario goes at it non-stop. He mates with as many females as he can, in violent, frenetic encounters that can each last up to 14 hours. He does little else.
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This burst of speed-mating is his one chance to pass his genes on to the next generation, and he will die trying. He exhausts himself so thoroughly that his body starts to fall apart.
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He’s a complete mess, but he’s still after sex.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 1:33 am to
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He’s a complete mess, but he’s still after sex.

Never read a more perfect description of my life.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82814 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 1:47 am to
Eagle. I’d like to fly over people and shite on them but no one would mess with me bc I’m an eagle.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5253 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 1:54 am to
I would want to be the lap dog of some busty hot chick.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37817 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 4:21 am to
Guess
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