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re: What age do you stop masturbating?
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:51 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:51 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
The only people that don’t are the one’s who lie about it.
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:52 am to Obtuse1
I'm just curious as to whether there is an age where you achieve no desire to jerk off anymore. I think it's a fair question.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:57 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
"You know something? You're a dirty old man."
"And I'm gonna be one 'til I'm a dead old man."
"And I'm gonna be one 'til I'm a dead old man."
Posted on 1/25/18 at 2:51 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
There is far to much porn on the web to ever stop masturbating...Way to much unseen pussy out there
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:43 am to Gatorbait2008
I am 60 and you will be thrilled to hear I will let ya know when I do. 
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:17 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
When I lose control of my arms?
(nvmnd)
Related Joke:
A young man goes to confession and tells the priest that he masturbates frequently. The priest tells him that sexual processes are sacred and that he should save that for once he is married.
Several years later the same young man comes back to the priest and says that he is soon to be married. The groom-to-be adds “Father, I appreciate the advice you gave me about sex years ago. I’ve found a wonderful woman and we are waiting until the wedding to have sex. My only problem is that I now have a five gallon bucket full of the sacred effluent you told me to save for marriage. What am I to do with it now?”
:rimshot: Remember to tip your hostess, I’ll be here all week.
(nvmnd)
Related Joke:
A young man goes to confession and tells the priest that he masturbates frequently. The priest tells him that sexual processes are sacred and that he should save that for once he is married.
Several years later the same young man comes back to the priest and says that he is soon to be married. The groom-to-be adds “Father, I appreciate the advice you gave me about sex years ago. I’ve found a wonderful woman and we are waiting until the wedding to have sex. My only problem is that I now have a five gallon bucket full of the sacred effluent you told me to save for marriage. What am I to do with it now?”
:rimshot: Remember to tip your hostess, I’ll be here all week.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:02 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
quote:
What age do you stop masturbating?
Shut your whore mouth. I am not a quitter.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:08 am to Captain Ray
Be careful not to wake up Peg.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:39 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
I take it you are young and ravaged with guilt right now. No worries son you will soon move past this and accept it as just a part of life married or not.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:44 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
36 years 294 days 2 hours and 15 minutes.....
I'll start back in a day or so.
I'll start back in a day or so.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:46 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
I haven't done it in years. Once you stop for a while you realize how absolutely pathetic it is. I also have a fantastic wife. Some of yall need to get a grip on your life. It's not healthy. And no matter how much you try to normalize it or explain it away, you have better relationships and better sex when you stop doing it. And if you're not in a relationship, you still can have a better life just by cutting out that one horrendous habit.
I know yall are just going to downvote me and call me a homo, but hopefully this gets through to one or two of you. The absolute twisted and depraved industry and culture of porn is sickening when you really think about it, especially since the internet made it so profitable and available.
I know yall are just going to downvote me and call me a homo, but hopefully this gets through to one or two of you. The absolute twisted and depraved industry and culture of porn is sickening when you really think about it, especially since the internet made it so profitable and available.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 5:48 am
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:48 am to Breesus
Speaking of dying, a medical professional once told me that a large umber of men do die clutching their junk. I honestly don't remember who told me this or why the subject matter came up.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:59 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
quote:
Married guys
it's a lot cheaper/easier than having to buy/fix the wife dinner then make sure she finishes first.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:24 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:28 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
Funny story. A bunch of friends and myself were sitting around the campfire at the hunting camp with some older men also. After several whiskeys one of my buddies asked a 75-year-old man this exact question. his reply was boy you're going to have to ask someone older than me.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:34 am to Riolobo
quote:
Funny story. A bunch of friends and myself were sitting around the campfire at the hunting camp with some older men also. After several whiskeys one of my buddies asked a 75-year-old man this exact question. his reply was boy you're going to have to ask someone older than me. Then we all started blowing each other. It's not gay if it's camping, right?
Quoted in case you edit.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:45 am to Ghost of Perrilloux
quote:
What age do you stop masturbating?
Not today.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:01 am to Breesus
quote:
I haven't done it in years
:Ronburgundygif:
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