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re: What age did you stop jerking off?

Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:09 am to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29965 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:09 am to
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Had a scare back around late 30s and single. Ended up meeting my dream girl out that night. Unfortunately I had been home jerking it all day. Add in a few beers, and there was nothing I could do to get it up as hard as she was working.

She quickly got distant after that eventually ghosting me. Quit drinking and porn that day.


Your dream girl was trying to whack your peen the first night you met her?

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t your dream girl, dude.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 9:10 am
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
54785 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:11 am to
Stop? Are you kidding me?

Now that I have a hot, younger wife, I need to keep up the pace more than ever. No off days baws.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
887 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:13 am to
We were supposed to stop?
Posted by CptEllerby277
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
662 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:13 am to
literally still going at it
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49109 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:15 am to
I've hit a 3rd prime in life
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11598 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:16 am to
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I would say this is a new low,for,the OT, but I continue to be surprised at the shite that gets posted here.


I take your point but it is an important topic that men are not likely to discuss seriously.....
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5661 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:17 am to
I'll let you know
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23477 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:19 am to
Banged my girlfriend 3 times in the last 24 hours. I don’t need to spank it
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11598 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:20 am to
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Your dream girl was trying to whack your peen the first night you met her?

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t your dream girl, dude.



Seriously, given the saintly status that many men hold their "dream girl" in there is a good chance that this is exactly the root, pardon the pun, of the problem....if this woman a man built up in his head to be almost a goddess turned out to be a sexual dynamo early in the relationship it very well could be off putting. There is a heaping pile of BS that we as men hold as truths as far as women and sex is concerned....one of them is that a woman who is interested in sex is unworthy of the kind of sex we envision with what may be our life partner and mother of our children. She may have wanted to have piggy sex while the OP envisioned a romantic romp like one sees in romcoms....thus some incompatibility that could very well have dampened his enthusiasm.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
5500 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:22 am to
If I stopped I would end up in jail in about a month. I would be an absolute rage monster, someone would cut me off in traffic or something, and that would be it.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
421 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:23 am to
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Your dream girl was trying to whack your peen the first night you met her?

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t your dream girl, dude


He means dream girl as in she wasn't real - it was all a dream.

The wacking off part was real though.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11598 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:27 am to
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If I stopped I would end up in jail in about a month. I would be an absolute rage monster, someone would cut me off in traffic or something, and that would be it.


It really is that simple LOL....most humans will become aggressive and many will become violent if conditions prevent the normal expression of their sexuality. It is as much a biological imperative as breathing...cut off the ability to breath and every human who ever lived will become aggressive and violent before succumbing....
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21752 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:27 am to
I'm 83, and I plan to stop soon.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41925 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:30 am to
This is not as low as the "When was the last time you shite in your pants" thread
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 9:43 am
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
139 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:32 am to
Bold of you to presume I've stopped.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6331 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:46 am to
You need to bust a nut 3-5 times a week to prevent prostate cancer.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21768 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:48 am to
Stopping is an option? WTH?
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20172 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:49 am to
quote:

What age did you stop jerking off?


We’re supposed to stop?
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1164 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:52 am to
I was watching the baseball game the other night on the back patio and occasionally pouring beer on my hand. My wife asked what I was doing and I told her getting my girlfriend drunk for later!
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20112 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:57 am to
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What age did you stop jerking off?


Not sure what’s worse:

You thinking about this

Or posting about it
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