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Were You Drunk at Your Wedding?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:30 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:30 am
Or do you know anyone who was?
I'm talking during the actual exchanging of vows, not the reception after.
I'm talking during the actual exchanging of vows, not the reception after.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 12:34 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:32 am to AlbertMeansWell
quote:at the church
Where You Drunk at Your Wedding?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:32 am to AlbertMeansWell
Where you drunk while typing your question?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:34 am to West Texas 33
quote:
Where you drunk while typing your question?
Yes
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:40 am to AlbertMeansWell
Lightly buzzed... Was not wasted until the first dance
Posted on 1/25/16 at 12:42 am to AlbertMeansWell
There was a cocktail luncheon before my wedding and a bartender in the church for the groomsmen and me. I would not have passed a breathalyzer, but I wouldn't say I was drunk.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:27 am to AlbertMeansWell
A friend of mine got married and his wife got shite faced at the reception- fell down a couple of times, got into a verbal argument with someone. After the wedding, she got pissed at her new husband (my buddy) because he wanted to go back to the hotel and she wanted to go to...wait for it...The Gold Mine. They didn't consummate the marriage that night because she was pissed and spent the night in the bathroom.
They divorced less than a year later. Now he's remarried to someone else and they have a few kids. All's well that ends well. 
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:23 am to tiger114
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bartender in the church
Wow.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:26 am to JumpingTheShark
A bit hung over from the night before. 
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:29 am to AlbertMeansWell
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I'm talking during the actual exchanging of vows
Nope. I AM the family member who "likes to party" but knew better than at this point.
Ended up tipsy later, but still kept it together. My case of whisky dick is terminal and well documented.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:36 am to AlbertMeansWell
Not before. Managed about 4 drinks at the reception, then went to the Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza in NOLA for drinks with friends and family (had a room for the night). Remember sitting on the bed about 4am eating leftover wedding food. Good times.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:38 am to tiger114
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bartender in the church
Trashy beyond belief.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 5:39 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:02 am to Jim Rockford
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bartender in the church
Trashy beyond belief.
Ahhh, yes
Old lecher passing out wine = holiness
Bartender passing out drinks= Trashy
The mental gymnastics some people go through to justify shite is amazing somethimes.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:08 am to AlbertMeansWell
Yep, me and almost all my groomsmen were 
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:10 am to AlbertMeansWell
No, but I was hungover as frick. Personally, I wouldn't trust a man who wasn't hung over at his wedding.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:11 am to cave canem
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The mental gymnastics some people go through to justify shite is amazing somethimes.
It actually takes more mental gymnastics to equate taking communion with drinking cocktails and beer in order to get a buzz going.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:35 am to cave canem
I'm not even really religious but that comment is fricking dumb.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 6:48 am to AlbertMeansWell
They put the groomsman and myself in the back of the catholic church where store the decanter of wine and bread offerings. We might have shotgunned the wine before the ceremony. I just wanted to make sure I was extra blessed on that day!
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