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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:35 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Is that your code word?
kids would be touching my shite
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:36 pm to OWLFAN86
frick no. I was handsomely made.
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to OWLFAN86
All pre-1997 photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.
I peaked in elementary school, obviously.
I peaked in elementary school, obviously.
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to OWLFAN86
I was an exceptionally beautiful child. Other mothers were always telling my mother (no pics) that I was so beautiful that I made them hate their own children.
Exceptional beauty is a curse. I still bear the scars of knowing that some children were probably murdered after their mothers saw me.

Exceptional beauty is a curse. I still bear the scars of knowing that some children were probably murdered after their mothers saw me.
This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to OWLFAN86
I was told by an opposing team's coach I was too pretty to play football
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to Slagathor
quote:post that shite
All pre-1997 photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:38 pm to Slagathor
quote:
photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:39 pm to TheFlyingTiger
quote:you were being groomed brah
I was told by an opposing team's coach I was too pretty to play football
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
I used to be cute
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to OWLFAN86
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we lived in the basement of Dads church Sunday School all the kids would be touching my shite
Church didn’t have a toilet? What snake charming, no window having cult were you in?
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to OWLFAN86
Yep.
And I’m still an ugly adult.
And I’m still an ugly adult.
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:42 pm to OWLFAN86
ok one time I smiled
This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to OWLFAN86
My parents had to tie pork chops around my neck to get the family dog to play with me
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to GreenRockTiger
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That’s what I’m like now, but I used to be cute
you should have told me... you could have had SO many tutus!
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to Oates Mustache
I was so ugly my mom would breastfeed me through a straw
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to Slagathor
all the ChoMos on the OT are celebrating
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:46 pm to OWLFAN86
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all the ChoMos on the OT
how many alters do you think gad has?
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