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re: were you an ugly kid?

Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by RichJ
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:35 pm to


Pretty darn cute, always happy, and preppy from day one…
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:35 pm to
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kids would be touching my shite
Is that your code word?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:36 pm to
frick no. I was handsomely made.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:36 pm to
Uncles wedding?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
All pre-1997 photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.


I peaked in elementary school, obviously.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
was and still am.
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5324 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
I was an exceptionally beautiful child. Other mothers were always telling my mother (no pics) that I was so beautiful that I made them hate their own children.

Exceptional beauty is a curse. I still bear the scars of knowing that some children were probably murdered after their mothers saw me.

This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 3:40 pm
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
I was told by an opposing team's coach I was too pretty to play football

Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

All pre-1997 photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.

post that shite
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

photos of me look like a chubby Asian kid stuffed into a little ballet costume. Crying most of the time, scowling the rest.

That’s what I’m like now, but I used to be cute
Posted by OWLFAN86
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194159 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

I was told by an opposing team's coach I was too pretty to play football

you were being groomed brah
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

I used to be cute


Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

we lived in the basement of Dads church Sunday School all the kids would be touching my shite


Church didn’t have a toilet? What snake charming, no window having cult were you in?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:41 pm to
Yep.

And I’m still an ugly adult.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38939 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:42 pm to
ok one time I smiled




This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 4:05 pm
Posted by texn
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Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to
My parents had to tie pork chops around my neck to get the family dog to play with me
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38939 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

That’s what I’m like now, but I used to be cute


you should have told me... you could have had SO many tutus!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to
I was so ugly my mom would breastfeed me through a straw
Posted by OWLFAN86
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194159 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:43 pm to
all the ChoMos on the OT are celebrating
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38939 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 3:46 pm to
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all the ChoMos on the OT


how many alters do you think gad has?
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