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re: Went to a breeder to look at pups and got bit by the breeders personal dog.

Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17678 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:31 pm to
You know how i know you are gay
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5645 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:35 pm to
A sure sign you are at a puppy mill are multiple breeds on site.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:37 pm to
You threatened to beat up some guys yard poodle?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:39 pm to
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You’re a BAMF

Also, your wife’s next husband is going to hate you for letting her get a frickin French bulldog



I agree with all of this. French bulldogs are amusing and all but they're also the most stubborn breed I've ever been around. Super expensive purchase price, plus a life of vet bills since they're typically allergic to EVERYTHING.
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 3:43 pm
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12093 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:39 pm to
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Average dog bite claim is 900k in the US, I believe.

I’m going to start hanging out at the dog park with meatballs in my pockets.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20485 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:40 pm to
poodles are ruthless scary motherfrickers.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:41 pm to
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I've learned something about people who breed dogs just through observation, they are either trashy as frick or they are really serious about it and really clean. And I figured out the reason. They are either some trashy fricks looking for an easy way to make money or it is someone who is really passionate and takes it serious, so there is no in between,


Yeah I have a buddy that breeds labs and golden retrievers and his facilities are pristine.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66772 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:42 pm to
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That's what you get for going with a breeder. Should have got a pound puppy. They're smarter and you save them from the needle.


quote:

is this your punishment for going to a breeder and not rescuing a puppy? #karma


The pound puppy guilt trip bullshite getting old. Sorry I’m not a poor and want to raise a pure bred dog from puppy. Y’all are the SJW’s of the dog owner world
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80205 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:43 pm to
Jesus Christ
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:44 pm to
Yeah, get a shot. Sounds like the dogs don't want your business.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84999 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:46 pm to
And I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshite on the average cost of a dog bite claim at $900k. lolwut?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80205 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:46 pm to
Ya think?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84999 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:48 pm to
If true, I'm quitting my job and going to law school, and opening a practice just taking on dog bite cases. I'll have interstate signs all across the state with me staring down a giant sized pit bull.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57646 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:50 pm to
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I told the guy to get his dog off of me before I seriously hurt it.


Badass
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:51 pm to
I forgot to put "in before:"


I really could give 2 shits about where/how people come upon their pets. My brother and SIL has a $3000 French BD and he's pretty cool....minus the gas
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 3:51 pm
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:51 pm to
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French bulldogs are amusing and all but they're also the most stubborn breed I've ever been around. Super expensive purchase price, plus a life of vet bills since they're typically allergic to EVERYTHING.


That little fricker is coming with me to work every day so he better get his shite together.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16467 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:53 pm to
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"son, I probably made about $200k off of him, I am sure I will make that $2 back at some point"...


So how did he make $200K off of the drunk?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80205 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:54 pm to
Dog bit his pecker off
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57461 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:54 pm to
OF course it reminds you of some random pointless story. I don’t even understand what you are trying to say
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90472 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:57 pm to
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This reminds me of something a guy I grew up with, whose dad is/was a lawyer. He said one day he went to the gas station with his dad and this drunk came ask him for $0.75 and his dad pulled out $2 and gave it to him. He asked his dad why did he give the man money and told him "son, I probably made about $200k off of him, I am sure I will make that $2 back at some point"...



jesus you are missing brain cells
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